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[tawnyfrog]

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Oh dear - it gets worse. I've just had an update from my man in Kathmandu. Also screening are three films by Federico Feline - "Catyricon", "Otto e Mezzo" and "Ginger and Fred".

Check your cats everybody.

[Lou]

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You cat not be serious!!! me thinks its time to regain our aurthority over our unruly kitties!

[Lou]

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Sorry to break the bad news...but it seems our kitties have gotten in with the wrong crowd, iv had word of several films.....ginger does georgia...tabby does Texas...Persian does Paris...i cant possibly name them all!!

[lorisunshine]

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Cat condos??????? Is that a typo? Are you sure it did not advertise cat condoms. I hope they are not catolic (ooops - no offence).
Lori

[Newyear]

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bank just called me...I have charges on my account for 8 catamarans...I think they may be on the move

[Lou]

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Lisa.....just checked my account...i have charges for 3 video cameras and a payment to pussies galore, i definitley think our kitties have been led a stray!

[Hawk]

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You need to hire Tawny's man on the ground in Katmandu and arm him with a catapult to get those wayward felines back.

[Lou]

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Just called him...says he cant see a thing as its raining cats and dogs...this is turning in to a disaster of catastrophic proportions!

[Helensback]

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Ah

"I've been pussy footin' around this here thread.

I am concerned. I am.

I have come to the painful conclusion that this cat is too sexy for me."

Signed,

Right Said Fred.

(This all in a note to me, of course.

Just call me "Producer Helen - Sir")

[skootiemom]

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I think the cat got my tongue on this one...

Skootie

[pansy]

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To whom it may concern:
Please make sure your investigator inquires as to crediting my northwest account for the frequent flier miles.This would be what, 100 cats to Katmandu round trip? I think I can make it to Cleveland and back now if they don't go on strike. Please inform Leo that he is being shaved again this summer.

Thanks,
Pansy

[irishlady]

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[southernbelle47]

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Hi all you cat-lovers!
Belle got this message from the "Outlaw Kitties" today. They asked her to pass it along to you.
"Come home? NEVER! We still have cash and credit!
Catcall us if you must....1-800-cats-r-purrrrfit..catch us if you can!"
I must tail you, Belle was green with envy!
She was already hard to live with.....now it's impawsable!
Help!
Nancy

[Lou]

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Oh dear..Belle tis truly bad news you bring...i will have to paws for thought! our wayward moggies are making a laughing stock of us and im very much afraid that we are making a cats a**e of this whole fiasco!!!

[Lou]

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no more pussy footing around we need a plan to get our kitties away from these evil purrrrpotrators!!