Cats Holiday

[tawnyfrog]

Cats Holiday

Just when you thought it couldn't get much worse ... Belle let's the cat out of the bag and informs us that they're SWINGERS!

Oh, someone is going to sooooo end up crying here ...

[Determinator]

Cats Holiday

furrrrrrr get about it!

[Lou]

Cats Holiday

Oh dear.....our P.I had just mailed me, he has stumbled across a den of iniquity named "pussies galore" i think we may be getting close...

[irishlady]

Cats Holiday

Oh my it gets worse...All these kitties should be safe at home, wrapped up warm and sleeping in a cats cradle, not being pawed in these dens of iniquity...Someone brave will have to go there and just claw them back..

[lorisunshine]

Cats Holiday

It is becoming a worrisome event of global proportions.
The latest Reuter news clip stated that nuked catnip, grown in Catalonia was found in a secret catacomb under the streets of old Rom. This catacomb had been under surveillance because a connection to the Cata Nostra was suspected. Apparently, the catnip was to be shipped to one Vladimir Pusstin, Russia, but had been intercepted by an arm of the Roman mafia. As Reuter states, the catnip was carefully concealed in bags of cat litter. Our kittys are in grave danger.
Lori

[sammys]

Cats Holiday

This a hairy situtation, I am hiding itty bittys catsport so she can not purr her way to Catalonia. I am Catinuoly monitering the situation here. Concealing Catnip is a felinony charge here in WI.

[lucky 2.0]

Cats Holiday

These kitties should have gone to catechism!

[Allie]

Cats Holiday

Just found out that many vets are offering free spay/neuter clinics this year to cut down on Baby Bad Asses... this must explain the charges on my Visa as well.... almost went right over my head with Christmas and all. My dearest Cole has littered my credit cards with 800 calls to kitties from all countries. I'm afraid he is travelling with Bad Ass and could be partially responsible for production of these fowl movies. I've called the FBI (furr ball investigator) and they are working round the clock. I know my dearest Cole accepts nothing less than purrfection in his requirements of affection and keeping their coats clean, so we must accept this fleaing of our pussies as an ultimate compliment. As far as the FBI are concerned, please keep your voices down when the kitties call home. We dont need to let the cat out of the bag.

Irish, call me. I have new info.

[Preciouspinot]

Cats Holiday

I can no longer keep my silence.....

I am the biggest kitty here and upon the New Year have declared independence for my fellow felines.

We deserve only the best and have proclaimed to get it by any means possible

[irishlady]

Cats Holiday

Right lets pull out the big guns....Allie you deal with the FBI...I will contact the CIA ( Cat Investigation Agency)....Hell I will even pay for Catman and his Catmobile to round the critters up...Hang on, how about we all sing at the top of our voices...DINNA DINNA DINNA DINNA CATMAN....that might bring them home ??

[tawnyfrog]

Cats Holiday

They're moving even further

Actual news item 2 hrs ago:

Bank red-faced after cat gets credit card

The Bank of Queensland has apologised after granting a credit card to pet cat in Melbourne.
South Morang resident Katherine Campbell obtained a card for her cat "Messiah", which was attached to the woman's existing account.
It has been reported she was testing the bank's identity screening.
The Bank of Queensland says people who apply for credit cards must sign to confirm the information they have provided is true and not misleading.






... they're probably heading down to Katoomba or Katanga or Katamite before flying across to Katanning ...

[Newyear]

Cats Holiday

Hold on a minute....the cat's name is Messiah????

[irishlady]

Cats Holiday

And you all thought I was joking!!!!!

[pansy]

Cats Holiday

I just want my frequent flier miles. And Leo is getting shaved this summer. He likes it.

Hugs, and no hairy black skirts ....
Pansy

[Popeye]

Cats Holiday

Absolutely fantastic!!!

you girls :goodjob:

I am a dog man myself....WOOF WOOF!!!

My own dog (Stan, a Patterdale Terrier) has been following events and has told me, that enough is enough.
Only this morning he was confronted...repeat CONFRONTED...by a cat.
He has met these things before and for some reason, he almost ran away. In the end, he decided to let you know GUYS, that help is around the corner.