Cats Holiday

[irishlady]

Well, did I get a shock last night when I arrived home from work?.There was a note left on the kitchen table from the Bad Ass Cat herself?..It informed me that owing to the stresses and strains of the holiday season she needed a little rest and recuperation?..So she has gone on a grand tour of Europe for two, maybe three weeks?Needless to say I did a little dance of joy, just think, all that freedom and no minder watching me?..THEN I noticed the PS at the bottom of the page..It said..

PS. You won?t be alone for long, my brother Psycho will be taking my place, he should be arriving sometime during the next day or two?
Well I went to bed, fell asleep, the next thing I remember is waking up at about 6.30am with a weight on my chest??as I slowly opened my eyes there was old Psycho, eyeballing me?He follows me everywhere?watching all the time..I?m sure he is writing everything down for old Bad Ass when she comes back??He?s still staring??.Hellppppppp :helpme:

[pansy]

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Dear Irish Lady

Are your credit cards missing? I am concerned as this type of thing has happened to me before. Few officers of the law will find your story credible. When you report this to credit bureaus, please be advised to not use the word "cat' else they shall not file your paperwork. I would search your credit card reciepts and try to track them down. Usually their patterns are quite logical. Fish mongers, etc. Possibly Fake IDs R US. That is only one possible suggestion. Clearly, your moggie is already living it up and is now a prime candidate for blackmail and may be afraid to come home.

I am praying for you, Irish lady.

Pansy

[lucky 2.0]

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Looks like psycho made a helmet out of a lime from a cocktail???

[weemelonhead]

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psycho is weemelonhead!!!!!

[tawnyfrog]

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Irishlady,

I am deeply concerned for you. Please make sure you lock the door when you take a shower.

[kitkatsue]

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Huh?

[tawnyfrog]

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Let's just hope it's not a catamite.

Or is that a catachresis?

[Newyear]

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I woke up with a cat on my head this morning and now I can't find my debit card. Should I worry? I haven't gotten a note yet. Is there some kind of after new year cat convention going on in europe I am unaware of?
This is quite disturbing...

[tawnyfrog]

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... could cause serious catarrh and cataplexy leading to total catatonia.

What can we do? I'm worried.

[tawnyfrog]

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Some acoustic catarrh music is played on catgut strings.

Should Bad Ass and Psycho be made aware of this fact?

[Newyear]

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Kate - are you ok? That's not a hairball cough is it? Sneeky cats.....
I think they are putting catnip in my tea also....feeling dizzy

[tawnyfrog]

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Isn't he busy putting out oilwell fires?

[sammys]

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This sounds like a bad case of cat scratch fever.

[irishlady]

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I am so touched by your concern for me, but don't worry.....have engaged the services of a private dick who has just e-mailed me from abroad, acting on a tip-off that a strange looking creature, rather ginger in appearance, with a funny walk was seen trying to withdraw money from a cash machine in Catalonia, he rushed to the scene only to find he had missed her by a wisker...but at least we now know she is in Spain so if he can castanet wide enough he may capture her quite soon....

[Guest]

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I heard of that private dick Louise.. he is the one who drives a catilack isnt he.. so he should be quick enough in his chase, if he has good connections with the force.

If I see anything I'll keep my eyes peeled and let you know.