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[Lou]

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Dont start on dogs or there really will be a cat alouge of disasters... apparently the FBI have reason to believe that the evil swine who is pimping our kitts is ol bas ass herself....an she hates dogs!!!

[Popeye]

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I am worried that by posting my dog may suffer.
He may have to be dogmatic.

[Lou]

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Your fears are correct I think stan may have to go in to the doghouse....bad ass is on to him...

[sammys]

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It is no coincidence that man's best friend doesn't speak.

sammy

[Newyear]

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ALERT!!!

Woke up this morning with a kitty on my head ....again! I think they may all be coming home! She didn't say anything, just walked over and stood my her dish and pointed to the tunafish (she was kind of pushing it at that point since I never give her tuna). After she ate she fell asleep immediately. I noticed there were some initials shaved into her belly....B A

Don't know what that's about. But- I found my debit card was back in my wallet.
I have to go to work now - she's still sleeping. Hope you are all ok!!!!

Lisa

[Lou]

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I too awoke with my kitties...one on my head and one sat on my chest staring at me rather unervingly, They too have the initials BA shaved on thier underbellies.....they also appear to have quite a few peircings...some of which are in rather unsavoury places....what have my girls been up too!!!!!

[lorisunshine]

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Yah,
Lucy scrached on the fly screen at 3 am to be let in. She also has BA on her belly, the nails on her front paws have been gilded and she has a tatoo in one ear. Tatoo says "dragonlady". She did not even eat, just flopped herself on the carpet and slept.
Lori

[irishlady]

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Oh ladies, I'm so glad my plan worked....I didn't say anything about it in case it all went wrong...I had located their hide out, so in the early hours of this morning I tip-toed up to the cattery where they were staying....silently approached the front door....carefully lifted the cat flap and let them get the subtle scent of it...within five minutes they were all bundled up safely in the cat-mobile ready to be transported back home to their worried owners....Oops sorry, I nearly forgot to tell you what I used to lure them through the cat flap....why it was......


MACKERAL


:wave:

[Mackeral]

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Theres a joke there but i am old, and mature enough not to go there..

[lucky 2.0]

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Louise-

BRILLIANT!

:goodjob:

[betty boop]

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LOL this is the funniest thread EVER, but do you think Louise that we should tell Allie why she shouldn't talk about the fleaing of her pussy in public..........

[betty boop]

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I'm sorry but someone must still be missing a cat, saw this one hiding out earlier ................

[irishlady]

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Hi Paula...I think Allie will only have to try fleaing her pussy once in public to get the message..and lets hope that kitty doesn't get his claws out...ouch.