Army Thread 17th December

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Army Thread 17th December

Recluse;1227992 wrote: Gawd, what have I wandered in on???

Oners declaring her undying love for a pit dwelling sloth :H

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Army Thread 17th December

How is Miamoo doing now Oney? Is she still puking?

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Army Thread 17th December

one2many;1227993 wrote: No prob with me.

You would miss my snoring farting and talking in my sleep and I would miss thinking you had died in the night

[Recluse]

Army Thread 17th December

Oooh, what do you talk about startypants?

[anon]

Army Thread 17th December

Not had a chance to read back yet. Just checking in.
St Anon still doing stirling work in the house of the sick
Upside have to miss 2 Christmas parties where temptation would be a problem.
HELLO ARMY

[Anjicia]

Army Thread 17th December

:jumpwow: Starty you look stunnung in your dress you have a ovely figure and the colour is beautiful. I ned to work on losing some weight i carry it mostly around my middle. I hate the gym but i think i may have to start by new year. I don't like the way i look. Thats awful mario about your pay i hope he settles up next time. Sorry about Mia oney i hope the wee one gets better soon. Busy tread this morning love the pics mr tipp sunny here but bitter cold as usual.

[Recluse]

Army Thread 17th December

Hello St Anon in the house of the sick .

It'll take you a while to read back cos everyone's been busy typing away today.

What did the doc have to say about Mr A? Is he any better?

Edit: afternoon, fireyfoxy .

Off to get some lunch.

[one2many]

Army Thread 17th December

Ha ha Starty, we are better orf sticking together lol.

Poor Mia has stopped puking for now...had to go and get a cough bottle and some pox ridden taxi driver was beeping me. there was a car stuck in front of me and I couldn't go anywhere..STUPID POXFUKER..rant over.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

You looked stunning, TartyPants :h:h:h

Oney, I hope Mia feels beeter soon :l

I have a few more piccies which I'll upload later. Want to introduce you to Shakespeare

Reccie: you're quite right. A few of the fish my brother caught yesterday emerged sans bodies - snatched by Zambezi sharks. They can be found up to 40km upstream in the river.

[anon]

Army Thread 17th December

Bloody hell I am exhausted reading back.
House very quiet due to the sick all in their beds.
About to cook dinner and sneak off for a run in the dark.

[Recluse]

Army Thread 17th December

Hi tips, Mrs A and zenny

Zenstyle;1228077 wrote: Reccy... If you look after the swear jar you're gonna make a fortune out of Mollers, Oners and me. Oners will prolly have to take out a second mortgage.
My thoughts precisely!

Zenstyle;1228078 wrote: X-post Mrs A.... Was concentrating on my epic!

Careful running in the dark. I'd be scared of tripping...

Yep, be careful, we don't want you doing your ribs in again, whizzy.

[anon]

Army Thread 17th December

Ah thanks for your kind thoughts about me running in the dark.
I have to get out as I am having drinking thoughts. I have a route along the Mersey --Seacombe to Hoylake all well lit google it if you want.
Thanks again

[Recluse]

Army Thread 17th December

Was admiring starty in her dress again (bad reccy!!!) and I was reminded of an interesting factoid (well, it's interesting to me anyway!). Dew yew know (and not a lot of people know this!) the length of womens' dresses reflects the state of the economy. Hemlines go up in a boom and down in a recession. Bugger!

Length of Dress Reflects Economy as Hemlines Drop

Best economic indicator

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

Evening all,

One moment while I just say to Mrs A,

Run, run very fast to get those drinking thoughts blown away and then get thee back here my lovely.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

Now then where was I .

Starts, you look fantastic in that fab dress.

Now I'm confused Reccybear. I've just bought 3 dresses. One below the knee, one above the knee and one just on the knee. So the economy in da JC house must be all over the place.


Mind you they (whoever they are) do say when Noocastle or Sunderland are playing well productivity goes up in Tyne and Wear.