Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

[mario]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

mollyka;1229868 wrote: Evenin all! Bit quiet round here today lads??? Everyone shopping? Home wit sore feet an gonna cook de dinner - why has Mario got my hat:upset: (haha, suits you sir)

If you look closely you will see my hat is different as it goes to the right and yours my dear goes to the left.

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

What do FED EX do with a package if you are not in? If you left a note on the doot telling them to leave it around the side, would they?

[startingover]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

mollyka;1229890 wrote: Eeeerrmm - keep takin the tablets Jackser
Starty -- were you a glamorous lady in your avatar when I came in, cos you is a squirrel now mind you, didn't have me specs on

If you looked closely it was a squirrel with big tits and a furry tummy

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

I play dead apprently

[startingover]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

mollyka;1229893 wrote: FFS --- is this wot I've to look forward to with long-term sobriety:H:H

If you are very lucky.:H

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

startingover;1229895 wrote: If you looked closely it was a squirrel with big tits and a furry tummy

:H:H:H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

mollyka;1229893 wrote: FFS --- is this wot I've to look forward to with long-term sobriety:H:H
startingover;1229897 wrote: If you are very lucky.:H

:H:H:H

[startingover]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

one2many;1229896 wrote: I play dead apprently

Play dead? Thats an understatement. I nearly had to go and get Connor, he of the high hair, to come and do a breath test on her!

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

one2many;1229892 wrote: What do FED EX do with a package if you are not in? If you left a note on the doot telling them to leave it around the side, would they?

it depends on what their instructions are. Some companies require an owner signature, other's don't give a shit (like Amazon...)

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

startingover;1229901 wrote: Play dead? Thats an understatement. I nearly had to go and get Connor, he of the high hair, to come and do a breath test on her!

:H:H:H:H:H

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

I am having Toffee Crisp ice cream...

[startingover]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

Oh god, where do you get that from???

[one2many]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

Tesco, on offer at the mo and it is sex.


on


legs

[mario]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

JackieClaire;1229880 wrote: Well next time we're all in Dublin I'll sneak in and watch.................how's that for :nutso:

So will I

[startingover]

Army Thread Tuesday 20th December

mollyka;1229910 wrote: jeez, that sounds gorgeous!!
Hubs is on his 2nd every Tuesday piss up, and not a sign of him yet --- spare room beckoning --- not for me tho --- far too cold

Yeah, he wont notice
I am already tucked up in my pit.
Christ, I think I should have been a hedgehog not a feckin squirrel