Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
You can kill fairies Nicey. It's the gnomes you have to watch.
You can kill fairies Nicey. It's the gnomes you have to watch.
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If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
OK - that makes me feel better...... I took a neighbour's gnome on holiday once and sent photos of it at the beach and they didn't think it was 'appropriate'. I thought it was hilarious but I did things back then I thought were hilarious and they were downright DUMB.....
So, I'll now plot to kill fairies and see where that adventure takes me :HIt is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Oh Nicey just a warning.
Don't.piss.off.the.fairies.
Just sayinWally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Yeah Wally, I was kinda thinking that. I do call the parking fairy when I'm searching for a car space at Christmas time.........It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Don't you just love those days when you just potter around, no stress, and still kick major fairy arse?
Athena has taken to escapology as well as her many other eccentric traits including crowing like a rooster, so the chicken pen has undergone a makeover of sorts, been spun around to use the perimeter of the yard (a great little permie idea to 'use edge' and get the ladies to be whipper snippers for me)
Shower also got a well earned scrub and lawn mowed a la` Tawny.
I'll tell you a secret Undies. When the pen is finished I might get two more girlies squeeeeeeal..............If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
How exciting! I was going to say you can have two of my loafers....since they started free ranging its like "what me? lay an egg? you are joking?" but I am attached and totally fascinated....whats with the thing where they all roll over and sunbake? How cool is that?Comment
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
They love their dust baths and sunning....helps get rid of their lice....charming.....myhappyplace;1253697 wrote: How exciting! I was going to say you can have two of my loafers....since they started free ranging its like "what me? lay an egg? you are joking?" but I am attached and totally fascinated....whats with the thing where they all roll over and sunbake? How cool is that?
I'd search the yard for eggs if I were you.....If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Will get the littlest locust to do it when he gets home...he has an excel spreadsheet....and is now called chookboy...
back to work....Comment
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Undies, undies, undies ... I'm delirious with joy and rapture!
Went to Retravision to buy said vaccum. Decided to go Dyson and handed over the plastic. Told the bloke I totally resented paying $679 for a bloody vacuum cleaner. He said, you don't have to, our Australia Day sale is still on. $399!!!!!!
Tried the same line at the dentist a bit later but he wouldn't play.
Don't kill any fairies - they could be stealth appliance fairies.
So ... do your chooks do that squat down in front of you thing (as though they were scared)? If they do, I'll teach you how to do the Rooster Rub. It's hysterical.Comment
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well there you go. I always thought it was angels that looked after parking. No wonder I never get one - I'm calling the wrong species :HNever give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
hope you got a video cam as well TF - we need action shots of the Rooster Rub :H:HNever give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Yes they do! I thought it was submission or fear. It makes me feel bad.tawnyfrog;1253710 wrote: So ... do your chooks do that squat down in front of you thing (as though they were scared)? If they do, I'll teach you how to do the Rooster Rub. It's hysterical.
400 big ones for a Dyson....that's just awesome. Apparently they are well worth it.If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
No! Don't feel bad - they just see you as the boss prolly because you're bigger than they are. I learnt about it on the chook forum.byebyebridgetjones;1253715 wrote: Yes they do! I thought it was submission or fear. It makes me feel bad.Comment
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
Apparently they do it with the roosters too....but we don't have any boys at my place....so what do you do?tawnyfrog;1253719 wrote: No! Don't feel bad - they just see you as the boss prolly because you're bigger than they are. I learnt about it on the chook forum.If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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Underoos and Mates 2012 January....
OK. When she's in that squatting position, get your hand and span your thumb and middle finger across her back and just tuck them under her wings. Then squaffle(?) quickly side to side like an annoying uncle would do to a kids head, then let go.
She'll rise up on tippy-toes, make herself really big and shake her feathers. It's lovely because it never varies.Comment
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