Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

byebyebridgetjones;1255537 wrote: Quite so. And that wasn't the worst of it.


So dinner tonight will involve lamb chops marinaded in the following:

Yoghurt
Lemon Juice
cumin
black pepper
paprika (sweet and hot)
chilli
garlic


And served with spiced yoghurt, and a rice lentil and coriander mix.

Just saying.

Just saying.....Wow!

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Alllllright Undies....the time of confession has come upon me.....
Can everyone please sign their Confidentiality Agreement and move to your seats.

At 12:15 AM this morning a bloody YUGE branch of an adjacent tree hit my house.
I lay awake most of the night attempting to psychically protect my occupants.
At 8:00am I contacted the SES and spoke to an especially humourous female re removal of said ...... and also ours exes, (but that is off the record.)
At 9:am the Jevhovahs Witness folk made their presence known in the street.
AT 9:02 AM all residents of the street had called each other and disconnected their doorbells/drew blinds et al
At 11:00AM ......4X Vgood looking SES officers appeared at Bridget's door, knocking, shouting etc.....
Naturally...Jones ignored thinking that said folk were JW's ............
10 mins pass.....Jones lets SES in........

Progress to back yard. Orientate SES.
1st SES officer steps into yard directly into wet sloppy dog shit.
Jones exclaims 'watch out for dog shit'...too late. Officer slips in dog shit.
Jones decides to pick up dog shit and heave into bushes. Loses balance in crocks....attempts to regain balance in manner of 'running up hill in mud'.....lands on face in mud....
SES handsome man commands...'Mam, you should go inside and leave us to it'
Jones: Right then... (in weak little defeated voice)
Jones runs to shower and rinses off evidence of shame/mud....runs to bedroom unclothed to find laddered SES folk man looking in bedroom window on same aspect of house as disaster...........
DEEP BREATH now....
Chickens are still free range and run around legs of saviour SES officers....branch of offending tree drops on dog shit shoe SES officer .......
Jones goes to local market to get respite....owner of large Mercedes fuel guzzler backs out and threatens to take Jones out by 2 inches. As Jones swerves her vehicle to avoid..... a small child on a bike rides directly toward Jonesmobile.Counterswerve (try THAT on a hangover)

Will not be leaving place of abode tonight.
Sad thing is.....I have not even vaguely elaborated here.....

[Ellaq]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Hiya All

I had a simpson for years G but we grew out of it. Got something else now that isn't as good. Don't like front loaders, hate that you can't stop it once started and that the cycles take so long.

Hi Mum of 2 - another perthie here. It will be nice to have another member on our timezone.

Terrible week with the toddler and sleeping. The babysitter will really be earning her money tonight. Nice meal out tonight. Now do I wear my skinny jeans or do I wear something with a bigger waistband - they have this great mars bar ice-cream dessert.

How is your house bridge? My OH put his foot through the ceiling today, right where the easily scared toddler was sitting. He would never make an SES guy.

[Ellaq]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

xposted bridge.

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Well, Ms. Jones. i am as usual, flabbergasted, speechless, intrigued, bemused, AND........not surprised.

I am wishing you are chilled there, relaxed, and all is well.

Is your house okay?

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Dog Bridge....only you....

Hi Mum of 2, thought you and Ella would hit it off both being WA girls....just wait for Corrie to get back into it...Ella go the bigger waistband...thats what their made for...

Totally stuffed with running around and the locusts fighting and just stuff...but me no whinge..

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Hiya Ella,

Got a 6kg. here. but i can imagine you'd need some serious washing machine capacity.

How are you going?

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

G'day Happs.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Ellaq;1255553 wrote: Hiya All

I had a simpson for years G but we grew out of it. Got something else now that isn't as good. Don't like front loaders, hate that you can't stop it once started and that the cycles take so long.

Hi Mum of 2 - another perthie here. It will be nice to have another member on our timezone.

Terrible week with the toddler and sleeping. The babysitter will really be earning her money tonight. Nice meal out tonight. Now do I wear my skinny jeans or do I wear something with a bigger waistband - they have this great mars bar ice-cream dessert.

How is your house bridge? My OH put his foot through the ceiling today, right where the easily scared toddler was sitting. He would never make an SES guy.

Ella.
I'll be perfectly honest with you love.
I would MUCH rather have my current connundrum, than have to deal with a toddler again......
Bloody Hell love. You deserve a medal.

[Ellaq]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

That's what we had. It was funny when we tried to donate it on. I placed the advert in the free paper and got hundreds of phone calls. I had to turn my mobile off for the week. And after a week people were still ringing. And the people who were supposed to collect it showed up hours late in the dark and off their heads so I wouldn't let them in the house as I was home alone with kids. And I couldn't face relisting it. So it went to the rubbish tip.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

byebyebridgetjones;1255560 wrote: Ella.
I'll be perfectly honest with you love.
I would MUCH rather have my current connundrum, than have to deal with a toddler again......
Bloody Hell love. You deserve a medal.

Yes...indeed you do Ella Bella.

[Ellaq]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

See I forgot how bloody hard toddlers were when I really wanted a baby. I don't know how he is managing to jump out of the cot. He must throw his blankie, dog and milk bottle out first before he launches himself.

Sunny - all this is ahead of you. Such a pity they are only cute sleeping babies for such a short time.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

[QUOTE=Ellaq;1255564]See I forgot how bloody hard toddlers were when I really wanted a baby. QUOTE]

I think it's just called 'love' mate. You forget about all the bad bits when you want to.......

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

[quote]byebyebridgetjones;1255566 wrote:

See I forgot how bloody hard toddlers were when I really wanted a baby. QUOTE]

I think it's just called 'love' mate. You forget about all the bad bits when you want to.......

You mean like how I remember mine as perfect babies, well mannered toddlers, wonderful little boys and now the teenage years suck?

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Ellaq;1255564 wrote: See I forgot how bloody hard toddlers were when I really wanted a baby. I don't know how he is managing to jump out of the cot. He must throw his blankie, dog and milk bottle out first before he launches himself.

Sunny - all this is ahead of you. Such a pity they are only cute sleeping babies for such a short time.

:h:h:h