Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

You lot will scare off the latest intake of Undies.....shocking....off to make more tea as I've spat the last lot up on the lappie...

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

byebyebridgetjones;1259567 wrote: Woo Hoo. I'll doo
anybody!!!

What time is it there?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

tawnyfrog;1259569 wrote: What time is it there?

Same time as you silly billy....

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

byebyebridgetjones;1259572 wrote: Same time as you silly billy....

Just one of those recurring questions which amuse me. :H

Hey - our mate Techie would have had his op today. Maybe we should all send some white light or prayers or balloons on a stick?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

tawnyfrog;1259574 wrote: Just one of those recurring questions which amuse me. :H

Hey - our mate Techie would have had his op today. Maybe we should all send some white light or prayers or balloons on a stick?

...or blow up dolls....

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

... I know! I know!

I'll roll grapes across the lino ... yep. that'll do it.

[tiptronic_ct]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

I'd rather have Froglet fiddling with my quotes as opposed to other bits. Just sayin...

:hallo: Undies

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

tiptronic_ct;1259579 wrote: I'd rather have Froglet fiddling with my quoit as opposed to other bits. Just sayin...

Snowflake's chance in hell ...

[tiptronic_ct]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

tawnyfrog;1259582 wrote: Snowflake's chance in hell ...

:H:H:H

Speaking of fiddling (i.e. the musical instrument). It brought to mind the lyrics of Closing Time (Leonard Cohen). Great song!

Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME

Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME

I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
CLOSING TIME

I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring
that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked

And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

A pisser of a lyricist. Thanks, Chromie.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Bought a new tin of Cut and Polish No1 for the car today Trippy, and thought of your head:H

[tiptronic_ct]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

byebyebridgetjones;1259633 wrote: Bought a new tin of Cut and Polish No1 for the car today Trippy, and thought of your head:H

I'll have you know that I don't need artificial means to get my dome as shiny as it is

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

tiptronic_ct;1259646 wrote: I'll have you know that I don't need artificial means to get my dome as shiny as it is

So it's all natural then? The mind boggles.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

Okey doke. I'm off to consult with Charmaine re dinner.
I'm going to try a dash of Turps in her Nasi Goreng.....see what it does for me....
I may re-launch myself at you all later.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Affiliates, February, 2012

I'm orfff too for the night but afore I go ... Undies ... are you aware of Trident's range of Thai soups???? A totally acceptable adult snack for those of us for whom a cup'o'soup or instant noodles just doesn't cut it. Had some Tom Yum Goong with Noodles and with the addition of a beaten egg, some spring onions and chilllies - bloody great snack. AND ... for those that way inclined, it's gluten-free, no added preservatives and 99% fat free. What's not to throb????

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