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[Helensback]

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Hummm Fairy tale.....

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.................

[lushy]

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And he had really big balls..........

[tumadre]

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That really should be a singular "ball", Lush...

[lushy]

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Not in my world honey. My humpty dumpty has BALLS!!!!!

[Allie]

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Is that what made him fall off the wall?

[tawnyfrog]

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Hey Wattle,

As it's going to be hot and you have a HUGE pool ... do you think, for the sake of our international guests, you might invite those strapping young bronzed boys from the Surf Life Saving Club to act as waiters or ambassadors or something .... anything ...

...
just
a
tragic
thought

[blondie]

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Oh Tawny
You're not the woman from the "rescue me" advert (she wins lotto and hires all the surf lifesavers to "rescue" her n her pool all the time!)
But I agree, we need some strapping young men; or older men. or...

[Nemertean]

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Wattle.......a BBQ? How great.....
a momentus decision! A brave one to make!
This lot will certainly give you some tension.
But overall, it will be of momentos dimension.

Fire it up gal...........all those juicy pork snags,
lets have them ready..........those mystery bags!

Count me in...although I am but a worm
I will bring a plate...
although it's contents may make you squirm.....
A cook I am not
But if you give me a pot
I'll do you some favours...
It will have colour, some texture and lumps
but may not have flavours.....
with Tawnyfrog at the helm and a Wattle at stern
I'm sure we shall all just watch and learn....

Perhaps each guest will play their part
You don't even know ........we may witness a party fart....
I'm sure it will be a blast whatever...
I will bring my brolly in case of inclement weather.......
A karaoke? Perhaps.......A chat about soaps?
Hey...did you hear the one about the Pope? ..
But with you lot to meet...perhaps even have a greet...
I'm sure that, even I,I could stay on my feet.......

Poor Dumpty, he seems to be getting it in the neck,
But with Water Rockets on the go....what the heck?
There will be Mentos and Coke and Johnny and Cash
Oh My Goodness.....I'd better dash....
I have not a thing to adorn this worm
I think I'll pop into the Guy's forum...
A bit of advice would do me good...
instead of thinking about all the food...........

PS Tumadre....room for a little one? On the private jet....I mean.....

[momof2boys]

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Nemertean,

That was a great read, I can't stop laughing. This thread has been sooo much fun.
I think Humpty must have big balls. :H
:l :h

[lushy]

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Excuse me for being ignorant but what's a party fart???

[Quiescent]

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When you intenionally fart on someone at a party without them realizing it.

[lushy]

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Rachele, bring back the other avatar!!!!! Please!!!!

[Quiescent]

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:H :H :H :H

[Wattle]

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Flat out - this BBQ is going to be a little ripper...

Tumadre - confirmed air space and landing platform for the jet... no worries that's done...
Tawn - made enquiries regarding the bronzed surf lifesavers - seems no-one available over 25yrs of age.... oh what the heck - for you tawn they're booked...

Still rattling over the theme???