Army Thread 16th February

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 16th February

me switching off forum now and doing the work I been avoiding all morning....

[Anjicia]

Army Thread 16th February

Hi again. Pingu i luv the new clothes its great to find unusual stuff that you don't get in mainstream shops. /Any plans to celebrate Rob's 40th today Oney. I have to get cleaning myself and get off this laptop soon. I got gud news yesterday. I got a phone call from a promional agency i worked for years ago. They have offfered me part time temporary for a few weeks. I have to call in for an informal intervierw briefing session on my monday afternoon. I will doing food and drink promotions in stores. Giving out samples in my uniform from a stand. They still had me on their files and it was a great surprise as i really need to get back in to work but part time suits for now. I will know more monday but i cud have work for next weekend.

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread 16th February

Hiya guys, it sounds like everyones had a busy morning, thats good it keeps all of us solders outta trouble, me i love a bit of trouble and i love the thread where u can swear it is ace x

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 16th February

fell asleep and got not a fcuk of work done

bah

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread 16th February

aww pingu, why don't u have a cuppa and try nd do some work now u have had a nap, im doing my uni work nd skiving on here, when im bored of the uni work i pop on here for a short while, then off to do more study, kinda helps break the cycle up a bit

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 16th February

my arse hasn't touched the chair since I woke up and realised I'd slept half the day away.... LOL

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread 16th February

lol, sounds like u needed the rest

[satz123]

Army Thread 16th February

MY GYM DIARY

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at a health club. Although I am still in great shape since being an 8 stone gym bunny 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00am. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a
Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines.. I enjoyed watching the skilful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.

This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.
His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me.
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WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.
Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop.

Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.
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THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.

He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the toilet. He sent some skinny bitch to find me.
Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
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FRIDAY:
I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anaemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a Mars Bar.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
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SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel...
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SUNDAY:
I'm having John drive me to Mass today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread 16th February

Satz sounds like u have had a right week, are u gona go back to the gym?

[Anjicia]

Army Thread 16th February

Hi pinky and salz. Wow that was some week you had with the personal trainer from hell. I don't know why ur hubby bought such a presentvwhen you already had the gym membership. 8 stone wow i haven't ben at that weight for years but its my goal to get back to it from nearly 9 stone at present and i'm only 5ft and look so bloated an chubby. Got some bedding plants at reduced price in Tesco yesterday so i'm going to pot them now in the garden. Bit chilly and windy but sunny so i better make a move. Have a good thursday b back later.:lilflower::flower:lanter:

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread 16th February

Firefox: u must have green fingers, i'm no good in the garden

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 16th February

8 stone.....

not a chance, but I am 5 foot 7 and not a slim build...

have lost a stone since Christmas tho, that's why I got some nice clothes... to show it off!

[satz123]

Army Thread 16th February

[QUOTE=Firefox;1263273][B][COLOR=Green]Hi pinky and salz. Wow that was some week you had with the personal trainer from hell. I don't know why ur hubby bought such a presentvwhen you already had the gym membership. 8 stone wow i haven't ben at that weight for years but its my goal to get back to it from nearly 9 stone at present and i'm only 5ft and look so bloated an chubby.

Ah that's the joke - 43 EYARS AGO I was 8 stone

[pingu1997]

Army Thread 16th February

ah... so you aren't younger than me after all
there was me thinking you were a partying student all this time!!!

[satz123]

Army Thread 16th February

littlepinkcat;1263265 wrote: Satz sounds like u have had a right week, are u gona go back to the gym?

YEp this evening :upset: