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[gabby]

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Kinda feelin sorry for the guys here.....so my new boyfriend can cook better then me....does this count?
He makes lobster pot pie, lasagna with homemade noodles, a real killer chocolate cake from scratch with cream cheese frosting. And oh yeah....homemade cheese cake that was to die for. And thats just the fattening stuff. He makes stuff thats non fattening too, that doesnt taste like its missin any of the calories. He makes a coffee cake with cinnamon and brown sugar topping that my son sais amazing after every bite. I just dont know how he does it!

(Does he have to be an alkie here at MWO to qualify?)

[InnerStrength]

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I am good at so many things....lol

Remaining patient is not one of those things though, Fanny Fan.....

[Breez]

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I can wipe diarrhea butts, wipe snotty noses, clean puke off of bedding/clothing/ floors without gagging or flinching! Now that is a trooper.

[Breez]

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oh

and I have a huge threshold for pain.....
I pushed a pumpkin thru a quater sized hole - not once but twice. Top that one gentlemen!

and I don't want to hear about passing a kidney stone .....

[Breez]

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and I don't want to hear about passing a kidney stone .....LOL

[Mackeral]

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I must have seen more shit,snot blood and puke, than Tom Hanks in Saving private Ryan...No Joke..

[lushy]

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So you saw it, but you did nothing about it Macks? Typical man.

[Mackeral]

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Not really...

[Preciouspinot]

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WOW Fan .....take a breath...I think you had a flashback

[MKR]

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OK, I concede you two are really great dads!!

I left my ex in charge of the babies one evening. I had moved the diaper bag to a different closet four months before, NO BIGGIE . . . the oldest had to show his dad where the bag was for a fresh diaper. I mean, thanks for all the freakin help buddy! doesn't sound like either of you would do that!

Ahem, if you guys didn't gag or flinch on that stuff you are all better than me. I have an easy gag reflex going! Hated emergency room visits also.

Going to add one for the ladies though, it will beat all of these guys stories:

At 3 months my youngest was suffocating in his bed, I actually did mouth to mouth CPR and brought him back around. His face was beat red and his body was bluish in color. He never did suffer from the oxygen deprivation the pediatriician said I looked worse than the kid. I was in shock, he was kind of rag dollish for a couple days. We were having him christened the next day so plenty of people there to decide who looked paler! Long story short, he was taking an extremely long nap, I peaked in to see him caught between his water bed baby mattress and the edge that held the mattress. He was pushing himself up just barely long enough to catch a bit of a breath.

I brought him to bed with us that night and my ex said, at some point before he goes to college, you are going to have to put him in his own bed. I simply said when the mattress gets replaced with an old fashioned, safe one, I would put him back in his own crib! thank god I was not a drinker at that time heh?

[Waves 2]

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you've won that one in my opinion ,Mary but Fan and Macks, you both know more than my hubby.

[Mackeral]

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Fan..Waves and MKR...Thankyou...

Saying that the blood was usually mine..

[Mackeral]

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Actually my daughter did a shit in the tub once....It was as long and thick as from her knee to her ankle.................HOW?

[Mrs Macks]

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I love to clean...everything has to be perfect...so when Macks offers to clean the bathroom...i let him then do it again...but keep this quite he does'nt know

[Lou]

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Ok yet another thing us chicks do better than you guys is finding things....blokes definition of looking for car kays is standing in the doorway and roughly scanning the room...followed my much huffing and puffing comes the "where are my car keys!!!" to which we sweetly answer.."on the hook by the front door....where you left them"!!!!