Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

.....and that can now be my dinner.......

Two finger clap for everybodee who has shown such patience in their own way today.....sober people do that.......drunks just lose their shit all the time.....
Left over lemon cake for lunch.....Yes, I know.....

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

So. Has everybody buggered off to the astral plane or something?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

I can see Russia from here!

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

What are they all doing?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

They're wearing big woolly hats and singing Karaoke to Babushka, Babushka ... the fat ones are doing the limbo ... it's ugly ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Are they not meditating and eating fruit with nil change of expression?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Don't seem to be. They're drinking vodka out of plastic tumblers. Uh oh ... the fruitarian contingent has just arrived ... they're getting into a barney with the breatharians ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

They've probably all got malnutrition and are a bit crabby....

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

O>M>G>

The Barbie one has just arrived ... I swear her waist is the same size as my neck.

Must fly. I must. I aspire to be.Just.like.her.Because.all.will.throb.me.

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Oh ... and if you're going to make the above, use a shit-load of capers and some black olive slivers also ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Nobody.will.throb.you.
You.will.look.bizarre.

Can you see the JW's in my street from your vantage point on the astral plane?
If so, can you peg something at them for me? Piece of fruit will do.
It's like interactive Google Earth really....

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

I see them.
They're wearing cardies.
Quinces launched as we speak.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Thanks Barbie.
I swear the neighbours point them my way. 'There she is. Go get the single mother.'

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

They visit me too but we've struck a deal. They can take a walk around the garden and providing they don't talk 'stuff' at me, I give them $2 for their literature which I immediately compost after their departure. I figure if their visitation gives them brownie points to upstairs, that's ok by me. Just don't try to enlist me.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Are we supposed to pay for the Watchtower


shiiiiiiit.......no wonder they came back......

[myhappyplace]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

byebyebridgetjones;1303076 wrote: .....and that can now be my dinner.......

Two finger clap for everybodee who has shown such patience in their own way today.....sober people do that.......drunks just lose their shit all the time.....
Left over lemon cake for lunch.....Yes, I know.....

3 chocolate chip cookie for lunch here....on the run and feeling flummoxed was my excuse...Yes I know too...I would like to use my new found astral travelling skills to do groceries and locust pickups...and I know there is probably an anti hitchhikers rule but I dont care...