I was just reading AAthlete's post about exersice and how great it for us (ex) drinkers to beat depression and how wonderful it is to lose weight, improve health etc etc etc.. all stuff we already know. The REAL problem is - How do we get started, and how do we keep it up?
Well, do I have a great idea! REALITY TV SHOW - The Biggest Winner!! :H
Only drunks need apply and go on the show, the hostess shows us binge drinking and how pitiful we really are when we are drinking. We talk about how sad and depressed we are and how out of control our drinking has become. We get one last binge on our drink of choice - on TV for everyone to stare at. :upset:
Then, we get a Personal shrink, a Doctor, a Personal Trainer and Nutritionist. Our Shrink sessions get taped in a small "diary room". At regular intavals we get tempted with grog but if we pass our 'challenge' we get extra treats.....We are forced to run, eat and live well. We get a new life!
Every week we vote out who is doing better than us as they don't need the help as much or the person who is still craving a drink. The person left at the end is then the biggest winner and gets a couple of million dollars! :award:
I reckon I'm on to something here!
:clapclap:
Well, do I have a great idea! REALITY TV SHOW - The Biggest Winner!! :H
Only drunks need apply and go on the show, the hostess shows us binge drinking and how pitiful we really are when we are drinking. We talk about how sad and depressed we are and how out of control our drinking has become. We get one last binge on our drink of choice - on TV for everyone to stare at. :upset:
Then, we get a Personal shrink, a Doctor, a Personal Trainer and Nutritionist. Our Shrink sessions get taped in a small "diary room". At regular intavals we get tempted with grog but if we pass our 'challenge' we get extra treats.....We are forced to run, eat and live well. We get a new life!
Every week we vote out who is doing better than us as they don't need the help as much or the person who is still craving a drink. The person left at the end is then the biggest winner and gets a couple of million dollars! :award:
I reckon I'm on to something here!
:clapclap:
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