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    The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

    Hello friends, my name is simple. I'm the Seer. My powers are limitless. Beginning tomorrow at 0800 hrs. I will begin answering your most pressing questions. While I've been very busy on another virtual forum called OMW, my time is now dedicated to you. For the naysayers out there, here are a few examples of my powers....

    o Onetoomany has said bleedin 1.236 times in the past year.
    o JackieClaire makes my circuits overload.
    o K9Lover is a sweetheart.
    o Rags will discover a new species of fish.
    o Tawnyfrog will run out of garnish for her food photos.
    o Saucy will get saucier.
    o Determinator will eat an all meat frank.




    I welcome all questions
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read
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    #2
    The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

    Any predictions for me?:wings:

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      #3
      The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

      Nice hat!! Wher'd ya get it??

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        The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

        The Seer ONLY answers specific questions beginning at 8am EDT tomorrow !

        function V(semaphore S, integer I):
        [S ← S + I]

        function P(semaphore S, integer I):
        repeat:
        [if S >= I:
        S ← S - I
        break]
        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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          The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

          Oh Divine Seer - what a lovely crystal ball you have! I guess it is all the better to see us with my dear.......

          It is one of a matching set?

          Nicey..............
          It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
          Mother Theresa

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            The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

            OMG....I have to think of a question......
            too funny!!!
            Your name should be SOBER DIVINE SEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            I love my family more than alcohol.:h
            Live in the Solution....not the problem

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              The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

              Because of time zone issues. The Seer is compelled to answer a question from a member on the Med Thread.

              Question: Seer, what is baclofen?

              Answer: It is what you find in the dumpster behind Sushi Restaurants !
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                nicelife;1299007 wrote: Oh Divine Seer - what a lovely crystal ball you have! I guess it is all the better to see us with my dear.......

                It is one of a matching set?

                Nicey..............
                The Seer is so powerful he only needs one ball !
                Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                  The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                  techie;1299011 wrote: The Seer is so powerful he only needs one ball !
                  :H If you say so, dearie...
                  Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

                  Winning since October 24th, 2013

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                    The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                    Many ages ago I was challenged. I was asked to remove a sword from a bloodstone. Distracted by a wench, I slipped. Seer is now hung like half a unicorn. Do NOT taunt Seer !
                    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                      The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                      hey...half a unicorn is better than no unicorn, right??
                      I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                      Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                        The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                        Yes MB a half is good but I seek a healer. Someone SO powerful it frightens me. There is a nurse only known by the initals BBBJ. Lore has it she possesses a magic poultice made from chicken shit and garden clipping. I will NOT rest until I find this woman.
                        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                          The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                          techie;1299035 wrote: Yes MB a half is good but I seek a healer. Someone SO powerful it frightens me. There is a nurse only known by the initals BBBJ. Lore has it she possesses a magic poultice made from chicken shit and garden clipping. I will NOT rest until I find this woman.
                          She is frequently seen in Underwear and not much else...

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                            The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                            A quick one for the divine seer .... will I get any work done today if you keep posting? :H
                            Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                            Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                              The Divine Seer Is Coming To A Thread Near You!

                              Miss Behaving;1299039 wrote: A quick one for the divine seer .... will I get any work done today if you keep posting? :H
                              Not bloody likely for either of us I think....oooh and I dont even have one ball....

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