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    #31
    Things you only learn when sober!

    We better move this to a new thread. Let's call it "Viagra and Dentures...A Documentary"
    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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      #32
      Things you only learn when sober!

      or "teeth and tepid lust " ? :H

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        #33
        Things you only learn when sober!

        How about "Crotches Lead to Crutches...A True Story"

        Uh oh, I'm gonna be banned :egad:
        :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

        Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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          #34
          Things you only learn when sober!

          this is getting out of hand, and the post aint doing much better ha ha


          ok, i'll behave :H

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            #35
            Things you only learn when sober!

            You guys are awesome :happy:

            I'm Getting more popcorn
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              #36
              Things you only learn when sober!

              That the guys you were talking dirty with on FB are disgusting, lmao. That no, people do not think it's cute when you flash your tits. Well some do, back to first statement...

              Seems like a pattern here, hmmm


              "I like people too much or not at all."
              Sylvia Plath

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                #37
                Things you only learn when sober!

                LibraryGirl;1325810 wrote: That the guys you were talking dirty with on FB are disgusting, lmao. That no, people do not think it's cute when you flash your tits. Well some do, back to first statement...

                Seems like a pattern here, hmmm
                At least you cant smell BO through FB....I took home a real winner one time that stunk up my house for days. LOL

                The joys of drinking.......
                :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                  #38
                  Things you only learn when sober!

                  Hangovers are so yesterday.
                  I quit drinking on March 8, 2020. Taking it One Day At A Time and no more taking my quit for granted.

                  Also doing it for me. I got to stay sober for me.

                  Just consecrate on today and do what you can to remain sober for today and worry about staying sober tomorrow, tomorrow.

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                    #39
                    Things you only learn when sober!

                    early mornings can be a time when we get a lot done!

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                      #40
                      Things you only learn when sober!

                      Hey - no one told me this was an adult thread. Too funny.

                      I am learning I spent a whole bunch of money on wine. Wowser. What am I going to do with it all? Maybe buy that healthy food for my kids I always complain is so expensive!

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                        #41
                        Things you only learn when sober!

                        I dont need to pee every five minutes any more

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                          #42
                          Things you only learn when sober!

                          I smoke ALOT less................
                          I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                          Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                            #43
                            Things you only learn when sober!

                            K9...there were so many sub plots in your movie with SM....ya'll crack me up!!
                            Viagra and Dentures!! VD: The movie!

                            I learned that I really can't sing. Or dance. Shame, I always thought I was really good! I've also learned that it is fun to ACT drunk when around drinking friends!!
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                              #44
                              Things you only learn when sober!

                              Byrdie, I just realized that even if I'm not drinking no one will ever know that I can't really dance! LMAO They will be too drunk to notice or care, lol, if I ever get the urge to go out dancing again.


                              "I like people too much or not at all."
                              Sylvia Plath

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                                #45
                                Things you only learn when sober!

                                OMG...I just read back....sorry I wasn't involved in the plot and I missed the postings
                                it could have been a threesome
                                I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                                Live in the Solution....not the problem

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