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    #46
    Things you only learn when sober!

    Don't worry Mama, we're working on a sequel to the movie...now that SM doesn't have to pee every five minutes anymore.
    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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      #47
      Things you only learn when sober!

      ok.....just so ya know....I will have to adjust my bosoms every two minutes
      hope that's not a union violation.....
      I love my family more than alcohol.:h
      Live in the Solution....not the problem

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        #48
        Things you only learn when sober!

        No worries Mama, we'll work that into your contract. SM can be the official Bosom Adjustor.
        :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

        Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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          #49
          Things you only learn when sober!

          mollyka;1324976 wrote: That vodka DOES smell!
          LMAO... hahaha ..
          caper
          AF since Sept 2013...
          :alf:

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            #50
            Things you only learn when sober!

            FlyAway;1325664 wrote: I don't even want to think about how many times I've done that. :upset:
            me too..
            caper
            AF since Sept 2013...
            :alf:

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              #51
              Things you only learn when sober!

              This thread has been hi-jacked! Mama...I am still getting tons of mileage from your comment somewhere that your bra size was a 40 LONG! Bahahah! I am a 34 Long and my sister now says she's a 34 Short! You all are nuts!! (and thanks for that!)
              All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                #52
                Things you only learn when sober!

                K9Lover;1327008 wrote: No worries Mama, we'll work that into your contract. SM can be the official Bosom Adjustor.
                A job he would no doubt volunteer for if he hadn't been chosen.


                "I like people too much or not at all."                 Sylvia Plath

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                  #53
                  Things you only learn when sober!

                  SM is the BA!!!!!
                  I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                  Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                    #54
                    Things you only learn when sober!

                    I think we scared off our BA named SM.
                    Maybe he's trying to figure out what to do with 44 Longs?
                    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                      #55
                      Things you only learn when sober!

                      ive boobed up most of my life so far, get in line ladies, and lets be firm about this, all adjustments will be on a bra strap less basis :H

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                        #56
                        Things you only learn when sober!

                        ive always wanted a real three way, not like that time when i was a drunk student and i needed the money.....aherm!

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                          #57
                          Things you only learn when sober!

                          Oh look who's back!

                          We better get busy on the sequel. SM is in charge of boobies, and I have the midgets, tricycles, rubber hose and jump starter cables ready.

                          I'm giving away the plot again, aren't I?
                          :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                          Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                            #58
                            Things you only learn when sober!

                            You may give it away, cos I've lost the plot, years ago!

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                              #59
                              Things you only learn when sober!

                              Jumper cables!!?????? Oh my word!!
                              I think our sense of humor has returned in our sobriety!!!
                              All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                                #60
                                Things you only learn when sober!

                                Lol! Loving this thread and looking forward to watching the movie!

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