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    #61
    Things you only learn when sober!

    The movie is in the post-production stage...it should be available for your viewing pleasure soon. SM really knows his stuff ladies!
    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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      #62
      Things you only learn when sober!

      Im presently laid up in bed with erectile dysfunction but expecting to be up and about soon

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        #63
        Things you only learn when sober!

        UP and about??? tee hee
        and Molly - you are rght.
        Being sober erases guilt and worry doesn't it...
        Like NoraC says...we do not have to attend every argument we are invited to...or something like that!!
        K9 - I am not sure I can top a midget and jumper cables, but I am thinking...
        how about the old standby...whip cream and rubber shhets????
        I love my family more than alcohol.:h
        Live in the Solution....not the problem

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          #64
          Things you only learn when sober!

          I learned (and this was quite some time ago) That I really don't sing that well..even with a Karaoke Machine.

          "I got You babe!' :toasted: Lost friends over that one!
          On My Own Way Out Since May 20, 2012
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            #65
            Things you only learn when sober!

            mama bear;1329071 wrote: how about the old standby...whip cream and rubber shhets????
            Sadly, SM is lactose AND latex intolerant. It gives him erectile dysfunction, as we just found out. He's also kind of a primadonna, nothing but Egyptian 1,000 count thread sheets for him. Anything less and he pouts, then production halts, then the midgets get crazy, and oh it's just a mess!
            :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

            Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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              #66
              Things you only learn when sober!

              you are a total nutbag K9!
              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
              Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                #67
                Things you only learn when sober!

                mama bear;1329083 wrote: you are a total nutbag K9!
                I know...it's part of my appeal (I think). LOL
                Well, that and I'm not afraid of fat women in the frozen food aisle at Walmart (read your "encouragement" thread for that story. LOL)
                :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                  #68
                  Things you only learn when sober!

                  oh gawd
                  I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                  Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                    #69
                    Things you only learn when sober!

                    Nothing worse than a cranky midget with a loaded jumper cable!
                    Scottish...sorry your lizzard broke.. reptile dysfunctions are hard to beat. Good luck on that.

                    About being sober...it's nice to not sound like Mr. Kimball on the old Green Acres show....can't remember anything and apologizing for things you might have done but not sure. Staying up past 9 might be one of the best things tho.
                    All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                      #70
                      Things you only learn when sober!

                      I recall an evening spent in the lounge room, with 4lts of ice cream inside a blow up kids wadeing pool.

                      just some advice if anyone thinks to give it a go, neopolitian ice cream mixed up vigorously turns a disturbing BROWN colour.and you should remember to have towels on hand to clean up, instead of walking throught the house and crashing in the bed un washed...worst house clean the morning after that little adventure in the history of bad house cleans.
                      shamfully, i just snuck out and left her to it in the morning, i rode my bike home covered in sticky ice cream residue... oh well it was a fun night
                      AF since 10/26/2009

                      It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                        #71
                        Things you only learn when sober!

                        Alright,

                        I'm gonna start singing here soon...
                        On My Own Way Out Since May 20, 2012
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                          #72
                          Things you only learn when sober!

                          uhm asp...did this blow up pool invlove...ahem....sex???
                          we could put that in our movie...OMG!!
                          I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                          Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                            #73
                            Things you only learn when sober!

                            Kradle
                            you are charge of the music in the upcoming video.....and all the howling dogs!!!!!
                            I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                            Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                              #74
                              Things you only learn when sober!

                              mama bear;1329103 wrote: uhm asp...did this blow up pool invlove...ahem....sex???
                              we could put that in our movie...OMG!!
                              How do you think it got mixed up "vigorously"??!!!

                              And Byrdie, congrats on staying up past 9...I still can't do that! Read back a little and you'll see why. LOL

                              SM...sorry your pecker has lots its pep.
                              :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                              Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                                #75
                                Things you only learn when sober!

                                Let me get back to the dog park. !

                                I think Johnny Ringo is there daily. zwink:
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