Things you only learn when sober!

[mama bear]

Things you only learn when sober!

damn lack of spell check
plus I got new purty stick on nails and I cannot type....

[K9Lover]

Things you only learn when sober!

I hope your nails are zebra striped Mama, otherwise the will clash with the decor of our upcoming film.

And SM, please stop asking me, you CANNOT wear the pink tutu/legwarmer combo that you were so insistent on! I think that's why his pecker is pouting.

[scottishman]

Things you only learn when sober!

My pecker is not pouting but sagging, and hey, you promised I would get to be the man one night a week, at this rate Im gonna tie a knot in it!

[Byrdlady]

Things you only learn when sober!

Haven't we had enough tying things up??? First Mama's 44 longs, now Mr. Wiggles! (ouch!)

[scottishman]

Things you only learn when sober!

I'm knot here to talk double :H

[K9Lover]

Things you only learn when sober!

KNOT only is SM's pecker in a pouty sag...now he's gone so far as to demand to be a "man" one night a week...or is that one knot a week? There just ain't no pleasin' this fella.

[scottishman]

Things you only learn when sober!

I have travelled 6000 miles to give you my seed!




lol :H

[mama bear]

Things you only learn when sober!

will flowers or weeds sprout....

[sunshinedaisies]

Things you only learn when sober!

You lot are cracking me up!!!! :H:H:H

[mama bear]

Things you only learn when sober!

yep...this thread is a hoot...anywhere K9 posts is guaranteed to be funny...and SM has really stepped up to the plate as well
I hope he is resting as filming for our video is scheduled to begin soon

[K9Lover]

Things you only learn when sober!

Well, I got SM's pecker all wrapped up and I think he is on the mend. I used popsicle sticks and duct tape, he'll be fine. We begin shooting soon, so everyone in their places!

[mama bear]

Things you only learn when sober!

K9..I am really starting to worry abuot you babe. Next thing I know you will be quoting from "Shades of Grey"
were they grape popsicle sticks??? that would be yummers!!!

[K9Lover]

Things you only learn when sober!

LOL...Shades of Grey...haven't even read it...I'm coming up with this stuff on my own. HA Poor Scottieboy. He has no idea who he's messing with...and trying to plant his weeds with. LOL

[scottishman]

Things you only learn when sober!

hey, i have an idea, even if its a wrong one!

now wheres my dinner woman? lol

[K9Lover]

Things you only learn when sober!

All you're getting for dinner is popsicles!