Born to be Sober

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

i got a room


my card was declined


booze took its toll on my account


er hi k9 babe lol

[Pink Angel]

Born to be Sober

Park bench huh

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

last time it was her place, we had a helluva night but i found a dog bone about 5 pm, thank god for public loos

[LibraryGirl]

Born to be Sober

Are you the one she said stank up her house for days?!:H:H

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

yes, but i can explain, the breakfast was lovely but im short sighted and I was chasing cats for days

[Pink Angel]

Born to be Sober

Glad you said cats and not pussys!

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

i beg your hardon?



damn, where are my glasses? :H

[Rusty]

Born to be Sober

K9!!!!

How many times do I have to tell you????:H

It's knickers in a twist

If you're going to talk dirty to someone, at least get the words right.:H

[Pink Angel]

Born to be Sober

Go rust bucket! xx

Scotts got his mind in the gutter (actually it probably lives there) hahaha

[K9Lover]

Born to be Sober

Damn Rusty....knickers in a twist...got it! (I think) What goes in a knot? Other than Scottieboy's pecker? (Am I confusing threads again?)

And NO, Scottie...next time your card gets declined I am NOT going to offer the Manager "favors"! Did you see the biceps on that woman?

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

she said her name was senga and she gave no favours


I cant help it if you were looking at her biceps, all i saw were her knuckles dragging

[K9Lover]

Born to be Sober

Was that what was dragging? I thought it was her bosom. They were both hairy. And don't get mad that I'm so perceptive. Without my perfectly timed comments regarding her physique, I think you'd shortly have been reliving your prom night!

[scottishman]

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excuse me, I never cross sexes for anyone, oh wait, she was a lesbian, im game, damn, let me get out of this dress, i cant type straight!

[K9Lover]

Born to be Sober

Your eye makeup is a little heavy too. I'd wipe some off if I were you. We don't want anyone thinking you're "easy".

[scottishman]

Born to be Sober

i resemble that remark


its a recession



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