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    #31
    Army Thread 12th June

    Zenstyle;1333608 wrote:
    Well, friggin taxi service is just about to be resumed. The lodger took his bike for a test ride last night and one of his inner tubes has popped out between the tyre and rim (the guy that assembled the bike screwed up). So we're off to the bike repair shop in a few as the lodger didn't GET A PUMP! And for some feckin reason he'd rather them repair it than buy a shaggin pump and do it himself. No idea how this feller's mind works... or if, indeed, it does...
    Oh dear I sense trouble ahead :H:H If that was me the pump would be right up his jacksie
    Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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      #32
      Army Thread 12th June

      Wrote a long post trying to explain why I've been AWOL for so long.... Helped writing it down a bit
      I have a drink problem, I have been AF since 15 March 2011 and I am working hard to stay that way

      They don't call me Pingu Purple Pants for nothing....

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        #33
        Army Thread 12th June

        :h:hCONGRATULATIONS MOLLY ON BECOMING A GRANDMOTHER!!!!:h:h
        For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
        AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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          #34
          Army Thread 12th June

          pingu1997;1333613 wrote: Wrote a long post trying to explain why I've been AWOL for so long.... Helped writing it down a bit
          How have you been Pingu-pants? Good to see you back. Wanna talk about it?

          Okay, just now reading your thread starter....
          For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
          AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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            #35
            Army Thread 12th June

            Wooo hoooo contrats Mollymoo :goodjob::wd::happy::h That is wonderful news!

            and I am still laffing about the lodger and his shagging pump :H

            And pingupants. Its good to see you posting, isolating is the worst thing you could do hun
            Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
            Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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              #36
              Army Thread 12th June

              Zenstyle;1333643 wrote: I can't even imagine how he got it home last night... as he was balancing a container of Won Ton soup from the Chinese across the road at the same time... OMG... too much...

              It looks like a feckin black pudding on steroids! hahaha....

              :H:H:H:H

              Its had a prolapse!!!

              I have just spat ginger beer all over the keyboard!!!
              Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
              Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                #37
                Army Thread 12th June

                I wanna pic of him on the bike with his soup
                Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                  #38
                  Army Thread 12th June

                  FECKIN CLASSIC!!!!!
                  "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                  AF 10th May 2010
                  NF 12th May 2010

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                    #39
                    Army Thread 12th June

                    Zenstyle;1333651 wrote: The best one would have been with the handlebars upside down and his knees sticking out to the side to avoid banging them...

                    We're going to burn in hell Starty!!! :H:H:H

                    Let's just hope he makes it to work and back in one feckin piece...
                    OMG how far does he have to travel????????
                    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                      #40
                      Army Thread 12th June

                      Happing dancing going on here. Sorry about the noise.


                      It could be worse, I could be filing.
                      AF since 7/7/2009

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                        #41
                        Army Thread 12th June

                        :H Hilarious picture!! :H

                        Congrats to Molly - aren't babies grand?

                        I have been awol - so much going on in my life, and huge news in my work life that could be opportunity, or the unemployment line. I just celebrated 10 years at my current company. Lots of pressure now and I am afraid I have had a glass of wine here and there after work. Nothing extreme, no hangovers, but thoroughly disgusted in myself. Does not help when my clients send me wine all the time (a wine magazine who I have repeatedly told NOT to send me any!) My kids are great, marriage not so great. Probably just me. I just feel...hell, I don't know how I feel. Disappointed and annoyed. Very depressed. And feeling that way when I am NOT drinking. Meds for depression have never worked for me. On the outside I am laughing and happy, on the inside, not so much.

                        Sorry for the downer post, just wanted to let you know I have not fallen off the earth and am getting back on that f'ing wagon starting now.

                        Waggy
                        February 27th, 2013. A New , Successful Start. :h

                        When everything seems like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top!!

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                          #42
                          Army Thread 12th June

                          :woot: So happy for you Granny Molly!!!!:l
                          Evening Army
                          Waiting for the lashing rain to stop so I can walk my poor dog.

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                            #43
                            Army Thread 12th June

                            Zenstyle;1333643 wrote: I can't even imagine how he got it home last night... as he was balancing a container of Won Ton soup from the Chinese across the road at the same time... OMG... too much...

                            It looks like a feckin black pudding on steroids! hahaha....

                            :H:H
                            startingover;1333644 wrote: :H

                            Its had a prolapse!!!

                            I have just spat ginger beer all over the keyboard!!!
                            :H:HGreece is losing at the footie and I'm sitting here laughing like a loon. Well a silent loon.
                            Zenstyle;1333647 wrote:                             p.s. He didn't spill a drop of the Won Ton Soup either... hahaha
                            Dawg, this is just too funny. I didn't know tire tubes could actually do that. His tire's got a hernia!! Hahahahaha....
                            For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                            AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                              #44
                              Army Thread 12th June

                              :H:H:H (sorry)

                              OMG this bike business is going to run and run. It's getting nearly as long as the great Chocolate Cake Saga of Christmas 2009.
                              It could be worse, I could be filing.
                              AF since 7/7/2009

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                                #45
                                Army Thread 12th June

                                Zenstyle;1333666 wrote: 1 1/2 to 2 miles Starty. It's the main roads that I worry about... I'm not sure he should be on them unsupervised!!! :H
                                Jayzus, around your house???? He certainly will have PTSD after a trip to work!!!!
                                Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                                Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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