Army thread mon 2 July..

[satz123]

Army thread mon 2 July..

mama bear;1344826 wrote: ok...this is NOT a joke
just of example of why I am still married to this man...
he sits in a pub every afternoon and waits to pick me up
he just texted me and said...
New Swedish bartender girl today...really cute. Do you mind if I am a little late?
I reply and say "of course not sweetie. Sexually transmitted diseases are the number one cause of death in that country, btw!"
NO napping for him later, i can promise!!

Ah poor deluded sod !et him have his dreams MB. Sure yer one probably doesn't even see him - let alone consider a nap:H

[satz123]

Army thread mon 2 July..

In case you don't guess. I am currently on shagginphone hense the mistakes and constant edits:.
Nappyphone is the new name:H

[JackieClaire]

Army thread mon 2 July..

Rightio orff to eat me curry.

Bacinabit.

[mama bear]

Army thread mon 2 July..

enjoy JC
chili for mama tonight

[mama bear]

Army thread mon 2 July..

SO true Satz!

[mama bear]

Army thread mon 2 July..

I HOWLED when I saw this!

[JackieClaire]

Army thread mon 2 July..

Still haven't started reading mine.

That oven ready curry wasn't half bad.

Howisya Zens, missed you this aftie.

[mama bear]

Army thread mon 2 July..

I have read the first two and plan on reading the third one while on vacation next week

[mama bear]

Army thread mon 2 July..

yes you do....not good literature but deffo a good entertaining read...
I have them if you want me to send them to you.
I promise to wipe the slobber off the pages....