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Underoo's and Innashnal guests, August 2012!
Cashregister;1364646 wrote: Cheezles on fingers, mmmm Cheezles down tracky dacks...mmmm?
Never called them humpies down south, always shacks.
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byebyebridgetjones;
Helen Reddy music:H
Was that moselle they were drinking?:H[/quote wrote:
I was a fan of Helen Reddy, but could never handle moselle. Or Liebfrauwein.
Originally posted by techie;Do you folks notice? The Humpies has even in filtrated the Army thread.
I'll nip across and have a look.
[quoteCashregister;1364648 wrote: I once found a twistie in my bra does that count?
Did you eat it or was it stale?
techie;1364664 wrote: What the hell are tracky dacks.
:l
sunshinetoday;1364868 wrote: Here's Leon watching me cook this morning. He loved hanging out in the kitchen.
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Here's another story for Leon...
Once upon a time there was an Aunty Rags who lived in a house with a dark, south facing kitchen. LAst week while she was getting into her car after going to the gym, she noticed she was parked next to a skylight installer's van. She rang the mobile number on the side of the van, and arranged to meet him next day. ......
Now Leon, what do you think happened??
YES! You're right!
Aunty Rags arranged to have a skylight installed in the darkest part of the kitchen....
So this morning at 8 am there was a knock on the bright red door.... Can you see the bright red door Leon?
Good boy!
Hmmm... see how dark and gloomy it is?
Now watch very carefully Leon? Can you see anything happening?
Yes, you are such an observant little Leon!
Yes, the ceiling is getting sawn away....
My, what is happening now Leon?
shiny foil is going round the hole... oooooh I wonder what that is for???
And fifteen minutes later... look Leon, look. Light without turning on the lights.....
Aunty Rags was so impressed with the lovely light that she arranged for the nice man to come back and install another one at the other end of the kitchen......
It will only take 87 years to recoup the electricity saving. Isn't that clever of Aunty Rags.
THE END
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Aren't I lucky!
I received an email from the Google Corporation telling me I've won zillions of pounds.
Unfortunately I deleted it before I replied, but they were so understanding a few hours later I received another email saying I'd won a consolation prize.
Funny how they want all my details though.
Wonder how many get sucked in.
It looks more professional than the Uganda scams.
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Bridget Jones by The Cure...
I don't care if Mondays the gym
Tuesday's pilates and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about food
It's Friday, I'm a swan
Monday you can free fall from a plane
Tuesday, Wednesday my abs I'll train
Oh, Thursday I'll get more intense
It's Friday I'm a swan
Saturday, wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday, never hesitate...
I don't care if Mondays Tae Bo
Tuesday, Wednesday ? I'll never slow
Thursday, working lower back
It's Friday, I'm a swan
Monday, you can add more weight
Tuesday, Wednesday never hesitate
Or Thursday ? climb rock walls instead
It's Friday, I'm a swan
Saturday, wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday, never hesitate...
Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful spandex surprise
To see your muscles and your spirits rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the lose of pounds
And as sleek as a sheik
Spinning round and round
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat one fava bean in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's Friday, I'm a swan
I don't care if Mondays laps in the pool
Tuesday's aerobics and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about food
It's Friday, I'm a swan
Monday you can by a new bathing suit
Tuesday, Wednesday greens and fruit
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm a swanOutside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read
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:H:H:H:H
Well good morning. Swooped in just in time to catch that little gem Techie....
Quizzically, I'm not quite as disabled as I felt sure I would be
I think I felt the fear, and did it anyway
Have you got any roof left there Rags? Also I have a Nigerian uncle that I can hook you up with. I'll send your email addy to him. You're welcome love.
Leon, I was wondering if you're availabe to push Aunty bridge around in your pram today?If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
Rejoined life 20/5/19
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techie;1365212 wrote: Oh that can't be :l
Now Techie, do you understand what tracky dacks are?
Mr Rags and I are going to Sinny to get our hair done, then zooming up to Lake MQ to clean/check our friends boat and make arrangements for its bottom to be cleaned when we get back so we can sail it.
Then back to inny at arvo to catch up with the friend we missed dinner with a couple of weeks ago .
Then on Sunday... WE PACK!!!!!
I'm taking a lot more clothes than I need... will leave a lot in Africa.
Now, all I have to do is get this back and foot sorted out and I'll be able to tackle the world.... with the help of drugs. Am on cadapane forte.
So yet again, I will miss acouple of days and keep playing catch up with your informative and entertaining posts.
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byebyebridgetjones;1365229 wrote: :Well good morning. Swooped in just in time to catch that little gem Techie....
Quizzically, I'm not quite as disabled as I felt sure I would be
I think I felt the fear, and did it anyway
Have you got any roof left there Rags? Also I have a Nigerian uncle that I can hook you up with. I'll send your email addy to him. You're welcome love.
Leon, I was wondering if you're availabe to push Aunty bridge around in your pram today?
Better still I could look him up when I'm in Africa...
There's a bit of roof left on the northern side, but its covered in solar panels for leccy and H2O.
Have managed to lose 2.5 kilos since beginning of August. Not as much as I'd hoped for, but not bad considering my physio has banned me from the gym as is was exacerbating my back problem
tawnyfrog;1365238 wrote: Is that an oxymoron?
Morning, Tackers.
You know, I'd always thought an oxymoron was a stupid bull till I looked it up inna dictionary.
Oooh the skylight man has just arrived..
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