This one time at band camp.......

[DriftyAlison0]

This one time at band camp.......

One time I went out to a bar and got smashed. Mom went to pick me up and I said out loud once I got out that if I had another drink, I don't think I could have walked. How embarrassing.

[LibraryGirl]

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Nelz;1364737 wrote: Ohhhhh, guilty of that!!!

One time my GF, my best friend and his GF sat around a hot tub drinking vodka out of the bottle.

Needless to say, that is just about the only time ANYONE but my parents had ever seen me completely naked.......woooooooooops

Your gf hadn't even seen you naked?! LMAO:H:H

[K9Lover]

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I used to pee in my backyard all the time so I could keep smoking my cigarette. There's nothing like a breeze on your buns and a view of the stars. LOL

[Kradle123]

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Okay, here's another naked story:

Once, long ago in a galaxy far far away, I was swimming very late at night in an August ocean. My group had slipped in the back sand way to our beach club which my friends and I spent lots of lazy summer days swimming and eating on the boardwalk. But that night we all decided that getting completely shit faced and going for an 11pm dip in the waves sounded like a lot more fun than eating fries in the sand chairs outside the cabanas.

So off we went diving and screaming and drinking and frolicking when someone, probably me, decided that swimming in my shorts and shirt and undies just wouldn't do and thus flinging them one by one back onto the beach, i freed myself spiritually and physically, until I Remembered that horrible intro scence from JAWS and decided that being a free spirit wasn't worth being shark bait.

So I start swimming into shore where I notice my crew (already stumbling out of the surf) chatting with this enormous black man, dressed all in white and looking very..well..compelling and as I am coming out of the waves I pick up the conversational gyst which is basically that this Is private property and he is paid to patrol this beach area and we are trespassing and we need to leave.

Well Iam not having this because despite my fear of jaws I am also having a hell of a good time so out I come, loaded as a lawyer and begin explaining to this rent a cop that no business or individual can own the 10 feet below the tide line which clearly is where we have all been making merry and my parents are members of the club to boot and I have been coming here since I was baby and it's a total disgrace that the fire district couldn't raise the money to buy the club back from those greedy developers...blah blah blah and all the while I am pontificating three feet from this guy without a single stitch on!
And there I am thinking I'm making this brilliant argument for plebian rights when one of my tribe gently pulls me aside and hands me my clothes.

I swear I didn't miss a beat but simply excused myself and said I'll be right back. It was then decided that becoming shark bait was looking pretty damn good.

I have more stories, like most of us I think, but that one just still seems surreal..

thanks for starting this thread. Makes me deromantise those days!

Hugs,
:l

[Nelz]

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LibraryGirl;1365249 wrote: Your gf hadn't even seen you naked?! LMAO:H:H

I said "completely" I used to be that dork that wore those athletic tubes sock all the up the calf.......and I NEVER took them off. Yeah, I had issues...........lmao

[DriftyAlison0]

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One time years ago back when I was a teenager, I caught my brother naked and couldn't help but look down there.

[vlivengood]

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Kradle- flippen awesome..... You are such a good story teller, I love your writing style..... I like that we can laugh at these stories while being reminded of how WE NEVER WANT TO RELIVE THEM!!!!

Thanks for sharing look forward to reading more from you....

[MtnMomma]

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This one time, 15 years ago, we all went to the bar, 35 miles from where we lived. We had a DD, there were about 6 of us. We got pretty smashed and left town about 1am. I guess I was screaming that I wanted out of the car. DD pulled over, I jumped out and ran down the daaaarrrrk highway. One of the guys we were with was one that I had a big crush on. He jumped out of the car to get me, meantime, another drinker of ours was puking in DD's car. Yeah, fun times and just the way to get someone to notice you :blush:

[vlivengood]

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Yup!!! Nuttin like being "that girl"..... Still funny now.... Thanks for the chuckle!!!

[Kradle123]

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Thanks VLive and Amen to not reliving them!

Jeez how drunk or crazy must I have been to read that huge, possibly armed guy the riot act in my birthday suit...

Here's to never doing ANY of that crazy crap ever again no matter what! :yes2::

Hugs,
:l

[vlivengood]

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C'mon kradle.... Never say never!!!! if u think about it that story is funny and u were loaded but it would be 10 times funnier if you were sober!!!!!!!!

[vlivengood]

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Ok I got another good one.........

One weekend I left my hubby so I could visit my sister in LA for the weekend..... Hubby n I are very healthy in the sex department..... I had ben gone for 2-3 nights and he was missing me... We had a few flirty texts and said good night.... Aparently the flirty texts was not enough for him and he decided to take care of himself.... Went up to bed.... Grabbed the lotion and did what guys do..... Slept like a baby and got up for work in the morning, did his normal routine and headed off to work...... Mid morning he noticed an odd red/orange rash on his palm.... Didn't itch or pain him but was very prominent..... He proceeded to show coworkers asking what do you think it could be??????? Made it thru the day and came home..... I was driving back to town and he was excited to see me and went upstairs to freshen up for my arrival... While washing his hands and examining the odd rash he still had he glanced over to see that the bottle of lotion he used to aid himself was actually my SELF TANNING LOTION!!!!!

Hahahahahahaa- he showed people at work surely some women knew the O so obvious orange of a self tanner!!!!!!

[Kradle123]

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OMG Vlive!

I did that once to a BF but with Ben Gay! uch:

And I was sober...Stupid but sober.

PS : your hubs could tell people he went to some famous nudist beach on the Riviera! :beach::

[Cashregister]

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When my daughter was in reception ( aged 4.5) she came home after having a religious Ed lesson ( Anglican school) and told me that God created the world. I said something like "did he that's nice". She looked puzzled for a second and then asked, " if god got the world into a crate, how did he get cats in cause they won't even go in the cat box to the vet?!"
She thought they said god crated the world!!
The priest thought it was so funny he put it in the school newsletter.
ACME World LOL

[IAD]

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Soooooo......This one is kind of sad, but funny. A few years ago while I was on a drunken' adventure, I found my self the next morning in a strange bed with a young lady I don't remember meeting. I was about 20 miles from my home, along with my belongings were a costume top hat and a hula lye. I found out later that I was at some opening day for the bar party.........( I was not married at the time..... inquirering minds might want to know. Ha!))