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    #31
    Army Thread Friday 5th October

    Hello all you wonderful peeps..doesnt that sound good? make me sound like one of these dahlink people.Yep had 2 root fillings done and the nerves killed off.a mere snip at ?895..bargain to get your mouth stuck full of needles and your face twisted ripped up and everything..
    So what are we up to today then?
    Well the deadly duo are back together tomorrow ..Molls an Satz..oh well make hay while the sun shines ..wont get away with it again

    Molls here we go

    paddy goes for a job, the boss asks paddy his full name, "paddy murphy mc clusky " says paddy,
    and could you spell that asked the boss ?

    "stick your job up your arse" says paddy.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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      #32
      Army Thread Friday 5th October

      Mick;1387805 wrote: Hello all you wonderful peeps..doesnt that sound good? make me sound like one of these dahlink people.Yep had 2 root fillings done and the nerves killed off.a mere snip at ?895..bargain to get your mouth stuck full of needles and your face twisted ripped up and everything..
      So what are we up to today then?
      Well the deadly duo are back together tomorrow ..Molls an Satz..oh well make hay while the sun shines ..wont get away with it again

      Molls here we go

      paddy goes for a job, the boss asks paddy his full name, "paddy murphy mc clusky " says paddy,
      and could you spell that asked the boss ?

      "stick your job up your arse" says paddy.
      :H:H Hi Mick!!

      I saw a post of yours a few days ago where you wrote some Greek expressions. Gave me a good chuckle. How do you know Greek? Curious bint I am.
      For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
      AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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        #33
        Army Thread Friday 5th October

        mollyka;1387809 wrote: :H Think you're just bein brave till Benjy gets home:H
        As I posted on the daily thread - forgot to put the shaggin immersion on so I is still here --- hiya again Stirls!
        :hallo: Wot's an immersion?
        For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
        AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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          #34
          Army Thread Friday 5th October

          mollyka;1387811 wrote: Oh gawd - is that an Irish thang It's a water tank ya heat up electrically separate to the central-heating - just quicker and cheaper - how do you heat your water?
          Well when we aren't using the central heating, we just turn it on. When we have the heat on, after about 10 minutes, we have hot water as well. It's called a boiler system here. Lots of people have solar water heaters. We thought of one but they're fairly expensive and since we always have our showers in the morning before the sun would have had a chance to heat the water up, I don't know that it would be worth the expense since even if it was heating up all day, by the next morning I expect the water would have cooled down again. My SIL has an instant water heater that's attached to her shower hose. You turn it on and it heats the water up right on the spot. I imagine it must have very high wattage to do that tho'.
          For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
          AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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            #35
            Army Thread Friday 5th October

            yeah we used to have an immersion back home..plug it into next doors leccy and bingo ..hot water!! simples!:H:H
            af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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              #36
              Army Thread Friday 5th October

              Molls..doing you a favour..heres another one to help you out!!

              Paddy says to Mick " Can you give me a hand with this jigsaw, its supposed to be a tiger."

              Mick says " Put the frosties back in the box you thick git ! " :H:H
              af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                #37
                Army Thread Friday 5th October

                hello jokers at uni doing some work nd skiving on here, first week back at uni and loadsa work to do
                I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
                Audrey Hepburn

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                  #38
                  Army Thread Friday 5th October

                  Hi Pinks..let me go through that just back at uni,Friday afternoon, working hard? hmmmm, and Molls just to show there isnt any bias here you go.......
                  One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
                  Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
                  He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
                  "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.
                  "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
                  "Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.
                  Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
                  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
                  "Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.
                  They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
                  Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
                  The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.
                  "You'll really love my place.
                  "The grass is almost a foot high" :H:H
                  af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                    #39
                    Army Thread Friday 5th October

                    eating grass is what us students do best
                    I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
                    Audrey Hepburn

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                      #40
                      Army Thread Friday 5th October

                      eating or smoking :H:H:H
                      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                        #41
                        Army Thread Friday 5th October

                        ha ha most i smoke is me tabs
                        I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
                        Audrey Hepburn

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                          #42
                          Army Thread Friday 5th October

                          Afternoon army loving the jokes Mick:H. Had a nana nap and now time to start some cleaning here. I got an electric Triton shower put in years ago and its one the instant ones you pull a cord and instant hot water. They are supposed to be cheap to run and more ecomical than a bath. I also get hot water when i put my central heating on in winter which runs on gas. My electric immersion broke years ago and i didn't get it fixed as i had just got gas. Dull afternoon and breazy but not too cold. Just remembered i have washing to hang out be back later.

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                            #43
                            Army Thread Friday 5th October

                            Hi Firefox..you ok Jeez looking at that avatar of yours makes me dizzy..dont know what it'd have looked like drunk!! me not the avatar!
                            af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                              #44
                              Army Thread Friday 5th October

                              mollers u off today?
                              I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
                              Audrey Hepburn

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                                #45
                                Army Thread Friday 5th October

                                sounds like u need the rerst molly.

                                I went to the doctor yesterday as i have been having some problems with me joints he reckons ive got something wrong with most of my ligamentas and he said that it has been more than likely caused from years of beatings as a child, so thats another thing i have my mother to thank for, lol, never mind hes gonna do some blood tests to see whats going on and get me some physiotherapy so my ligaments can get stronger, looking on the brightside, least I can walk theres a positive
                                I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
                                Audrey Hepburn

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