Army Thread Saturday 13th October

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Back to the trenches. I have me new shower curtain and stuff... just need to get this mess out of the way so I can get to the good part.

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

One things for sure and that dear Zen,
Youre providing work for the white coated men,
Up to your arse playing in grout...
Your aff yer heid theres def nae doubt!!!

Ill give you wannabe sassenach...i was sent down here as a missionary!!tell you what thats some size of lavvy Bill is standing in!!Few more jobs on the side and he ll be able to buy some shoes :H:H:H

Shit..Barlow and Walsh have made up..wanted to see a battle with Louis an his handbag..oops am I allowed to say that??

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Evenin JC did you get the addy? blue if poss ta

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Yep. Gorrit Mick.

Hewwo to Bill the Bathroom Grouter.

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Zen...just noticed..is that a toilet roll standing up?...jeez saying nowt about bums me!!:H:H

[anon]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Me

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Mick;1391960 wrote: One things for sure and that dear Zen,
Youre providing work for the white coated men,
Up to your arse playing in grout...
Your aff yer heid theres def nae doubt!!!

Ill give you wannabe sassenach...i was sent down here as a missionary!!tell you what thats some size of lavvy Bill is standing in!!Few more jobs on the side and he ll be able to buy some shoes :H:H:H

Shit..Barlow and Walsh have made up..wanted to see a battle with Louis an his handbag..oops am I allowed to say that??

Yer a TOTAL wee fecker! Would call yer a numpty bawbag but that would just be RUUUDE! :H

Good luck on the missionary werk. There's no saving them. Just look at JC! lol

That lavvy is me feckin second bath I'll have yer know. And... no... it is not huge... granted. :upset: But Bill is kinda large also... so it's an.......... ummmmmm........ optical illusion!!!!!! That's it!

We're almost done with the feckin fidgety buggery bolloxy grouting. NEVER again. NEVER.

[anon]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

How did it go Molly ?

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Mick;1391964 wrote: Zen...just noticed..is that a toilet roll standing up?...jeez saying nowt about bums me!!:H:H

It's a feckin kitchen roll yer daft bugger!!!!

[anon]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Hi Zen

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Hewwo Mollers, Whizzy and Jacks. Off to pick up me tools again. This shit is for the younger generation. I will not be partaking again. Be back in a jiffy... I hope.

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Nasa have come up with a mission costing millions of dollars to clean up all the old satellites in orbit around the earth.

A cheaper option would be to just send up a couple of Gypsies in a transit van.:H:H

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Molls..you a contortionist?? feet up in me jammies???

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[pingu1997]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Morning.
P3 still enjoying peace n quiet.

Stuffed full of Chinese and bored to tears with the farce factor

Is it bedtime yet?!?

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 13th October

Think you are right pingu...never knew you spelled absolute utter crap with an x..only watching it to see Barlow and Walsh throwing their toys out..this next act is pish so theres a good chance!!