Your most embarrassing story

[Paddy]

Now this thread is one of confession, the one where you want to get rid of one of those stories that comes up in your dreams or waking moments. You know ... One of those moments, you would really would love to forget, but which crop up over and over again, unexpectedly, and make your hair stand up end!

Just to give you a sample of one of my classic moments. Just happened to me last Friday during one of our international meeting. Was with a French (female) colleague of mine. At the end of the meeting (as at the beginning) as is customary among Francophone countries we kiss on both cheeks. But the way I kissed her is actually only customary among lovers (pointed lips). I was so embarrassed! I don't know what had gotten into me! I blame it on Topa!

Another one of those moments was in one of the restaurants, while I was saying goodbye to everyone, instead of walking straight towards the door, I walked backwards. When turning around, I walked straight into the semi-open door - much to the amusement of the restaurant crowd!

So there! Over to you!

[Popeye]

Your most embarrassing story

I was at Mass a few years ago when, half way through proceedings, I sneezed. I didn't think anything of it, until a few minutes later, when I spotted a moist globule of phlem dripping of the hair of a lady in front of me.
What to do?
Do you bring the offending substance to the persons attention, risking the wrath and disgust of those present?
Of course not.
You slip quietly away, hoping never to meet her again......

[ScoobyDoo]

Your most embarrassing story

Oh god... how funny! Popeye... I can just picture it. I bet you were glad when mass was over.

OK, this one makes me cringe the most!

When I was a teenager, I had a few regular babysitting jobs amongst the neighborhood. One of my jobs was for a family who lived directly behind our house. They were devout catholics (mass every Sunday), and figured seeing as I had attended the same Catholic primary school where their kids were attending, that I was equally a good holy girl. Well... they found out otherwise.

So one night went out after putting the kids to bed, and were due home at midnight. I invited my boyfriend over to keep my company for a few hours. At around 10.30pm, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit... frisky (semi naked actually) on the lounge room floor when I heard a cough in the doorway!

The parents had come home early to find their babysitter in a very precarious position (bum up in the air to be precise)! After collecting myself and my boyfriend sheepishly leaving, the father walked me home - around the corner. We didn't talk about it. When I got in the door, I raced up to my sisters room to tell her what happened. It took me a good 10 minutes to actually get it all out and tell her what had happened. She was crying with laughter. (lol)

Ohhh the shame!!! To this day I still just want to die whenever I think of that situation.

As it turned out, I didn't babysit for them again, but the other family (who lived on the other side of them) continued to ask me to babysit. I thought they mustn't have known about the *saga* but the first time I babysat, as the mother was leaving to go out, she turned around, gave me a wink and said "might be best not to invite your boyfriend over"... Ohhh the shame!!! LOL. I just wanted to die all over again.

I'm still great friends with that boyfriend, who is happily married and every now and again, when it's just the two of us and are positive that our partners or anybody else for that matter are not within in earshot, he or I remind each other of that night and we practically end up on the floor in fits.

I have another good one up my sleeve but I think I'll wait to make sure I haven't offended anyone with this one first. lol

DooDoo

[goldie]

Your most embarrassing story

What a nice start to the day, with a smile, those stories have made me smile. My moment was when I was at a party and stood talking to a lovely gentleman with a beard. I just spooned a mouthfull of rice salad in my mouth when he made me laugh. Well out spurtted the rice which got entangled in his bushy beard. Oh the shame of it, couldnt even hide the fact from him either. Moral of story, only eat rice salad when your on your own.

[melanie]

Your most embarrassing story

I can just imagine it all! What fun...
My story is not too bad, rather sore actually...
I was in Std 5, and I had to walk home after school...
I was busy waving at all my friends going past in their parents cars...
and so busy looking evrywhere else, but in front of me...
Down I go, into A MAN HOLE...
I climb out all sheepishly (no one even stopped to help...) I guess I would have been more embarrassed then,
anyway I had grazes all the way down my shin....I walked home in pain...crying rather loudly as soon as I got into the door...

Oops!
Moral of the story:
ALWAYS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING...
Okay,

x x x

[Paddy]

Your most embarrassing story

I think until now the award goes to DooDoo. I couldn't start laughing. Reminded me of a story I read about that woman who moved furniture with her hubby, when the phone rang. Her mother in law was on the phone. After having talked for a while her hubby came over and things got a bit frisky, anyway they got it on and forgot that mother-in-law was on the phone and was listening in on the session. Well imagine the shame when it was all over, and the lady of the house noticed that the phone receiver had mum-in-law still online.

[Bella]

Your most embarrassing story

Hello Paddy, I have one story that is just too embaressing to even write down, so i'm sorry about that. I have 2 others. They are both toilet ones. I hope they don't offend.
One evening out at the pub, I was 17 yrs old. My friend and i were drinking in my car before going into the bar, when we both decided we needed a pee, so we (and i'm female) decided to go behind a car in the car-park(dirty stop-outs that we were!) In the middle of it my then boyfriend's father came out to get something from his car, the car we were behind, saw me (back view) and turned away quickly, I was completely horrified. He didn't tell my boyfriend but it wasn't long before that relationship ended! God i'm sorry for telling that now. I'm really v nice, even prudish now and i can't believe i did that. Thats being young and drunk i suppose! I think i'll keep the other story to myself!!B

[drEAmIng]

Your most embarrassing story

Pee

Great thread Paddy. Popeye, yours is the all time grossest I think.

On my way to highschool one morning, my dog followed me to the bus stop. While I was waiting there, a well dressed middle aged woman came and stood near the curb to wait for the bus. With her back turned to us, my dog walked over and peed on her shopping bag. I thought for sure she would see it or hear it hitting the bag & freak out, so I prepared myself to pretend I didn't know the dog. But she never even saw what happened. I'm sure she found out later though!

Another time, my boyfriend was not supposed to be in my room (teenagers) and so when he had to pee, he would pee off the fire escape. One of these times, my dad was just coming in to the house and saw the pee coming down, he looked up, and saw this big black guy peeing off the roof of his house. LMAO now, but at the time I was mortified, kind of. :H

Deirdre:h

[Determinator]

Your most embarrassing story

oh goodness, so many good stories. I guess my recent incident with running the neighbors fence over would have to be mine......d-oh!

[gabby]

Your most embarrassing story

Popeye takes the cake for me. Still laughing.
Mine was I accidentally farted in church at church camp and then pee'd my pants laughing so hard. It was funny cuz it was on one of those wooden seats and it was so loud. OMG....what a day. Two horrible things to happen to a teenage girl in less then 5 minutes. I wanted to just die. Glad that was forever ago.

[Guest]

Your most embarrassing story

Got drunk and my fiance' was carrying me to the car down some steps...he dropped me on my head, accidently(or at least that was his story.HA) I ended up having to get 18 stitches and my head was wrapped up like a mummy. I had to go to work like that. i told everyone I feel off a stool while painting my bathroom....

[Paddy]

Your most embarrassing story

Ha, ha, ha, Gabsters, I thought girls never farted. Now that's worth a thread, grin ... ;-)

[thought it was a game]

Your most embarrassing story

In high school I was in the band. Some friends & I were in the band hall after school up to no good so...we found a cubby hole of a trombone player that we disliked & dared someone to piss in his trombone mute (it goes in the end of the trombone while playing to dampen the sound. I didn't think anyone would find out, but the next day at band practice the conductor holds up the trombone mute & asks if anyone knows who urinated in it. Immediately everyone turned their heads toward my direction. Pretty embarrasing, but I was pissed (pun intended) bc one of my friends had to have snitched. Later on my girlfriend had to buy a new one bc I didn't have the money at the time & I had to keep my parents from knowing about it.

[thought it was a game]

Your most embarrassing story

Band Story

In high school I was in the band. Some friends & I were in the band hall after school up to no good so...we found a cubby hole of a trombone player that we disliked & dared someone to piss in his trombone mute (it goes in the end of the trombone while playing to dampen the sound. I didn't think anyone would find out, but the next day at band practice the conductor holds up the trombone mute & asks if anyone knows who urinated in it. Immediately everyone turned their heads toward my direction. Pretty embarrasing, but I was pissed (pun intended) bc one of my friends had to have snitched. Later on my girlfriend had to buy a new one bc I didn't have the money at the time & I had to keep my parents from knowing about it.

[Changeling]

Your most embarrassing story

impress the neighbours

we invited our new neighbours round for "get to know you drinks"
Along with 3 other couples that live in our community
For some reason i was drinking really quickly and my glass always seemed to be empty.
I drank myself into a stupor, dozed off on the sofa, snored for half an hour
THEN
I woke up drunk & confused, said loudly
"oh god are they still here"
picked up a bottle of wine from the coffee table and went off up to my bed.
As you can imagine, made a really great impression.....
(But that was the bad old days)
Best wishes all
Changeling