Your most embarrassing story

[Popeye]

Your most embarrassing story

Changeling......very funny.
Regarding blurting things out loudly.
Reminded me of the time years ago, when I was with a group of under-the-weather guys entering a Karaoke bar. It was a tiny place and the music was very loud.
There was a lovely young lady up singing with a nice revealing top on. I gave one of my friends a nudge, and shouted over the music, which abruptly stopped at that exact moment,
"Would you look at the tits on that!"
I just turned and walked out.
Obviously, that was many moons ago, and my attitude to strange ladies frontages has matured beyond recognition. No offence meant.

[Allie]

Your most embarrassing story

Oh some of you guys have heard this one, but it still is my most embarrassing moment I believe. About three years ago (before finding MWO of course), I had apparenltly had WAY too much to drink. The next morning, my husband proceeded to tell me that during the night, I had gotten out of bed, opened the top drawer to my night stand and sat down in it and peed. He said I then shut the drawer, got back in bed and went back to sleep as if this was "normal". I didnt believe him... I mean even when toasted I know where the toilet is. So I opened my top drawer hoping he was joking, only to find all my books I was reading soaked in urine. What could I say? He said he was mortified at the time watching me and wondering how the heck I could make such a mistake.... hmmmm. I am convinced he told the guys at the office because they all made jokes when they saw me asking if I needed any new furniture....

[lushy]

Your most embarrassing story

Still one of my all time favorite stories!!!!:H

[Beaches]

Your most embarrassing story

Well it was a gathering of my close friends the night before my wedding shower. We were sitting around a table drinking and telling jokes. Apparently one of these jokes made me laugh so hard I reared my head back then right down on the top of the beer bottle.
Stunned I realized I had broken my front tooth. The next day I had to use the end of a Q-tip (the white part) and put it inside a teeth whitening rim I had. I sounded like I was slurring so hardly talked during the shower.
Got my tooth fixed on Monday and no one has ever been able to tell.

[DidItForMe]

Your most embarrassing story

Lets just start by saying this happened a VERY long time ago. I was young and VERY drunk. Ok, got that out of the way. Three girls sitting in a really crowded bar, talking way too loud because the music was really loud. Talking about embarrasing moments. There I am telling my story, shouting really, when the music goes completely quiet, not a sound in the room, and I yell "so I spit it all over his stomach!" Let your imagination do the rest. It was horrifing. I am turning red as I write this.

[lushy]

Your most embarrassing story

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Didit. I am turning red for you!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[Popeye]

Your most embarrassing story

Didit.
That is a beauty.
Top of the tree so far.

[Paddy]

Your most embarrassing story

Oh dear, oh dear, I imagine you never set foot into the bar Didit, ha, ha.

Allie loved your story, too. Man, your hubby belongs in jail to have told his mates, grin ... Or at least you should have done something to him, ha, ha (i.e. painted his family jewels blue while he's sleeping, and when he wakes up yell: Ahhhhhhhhh, something's happened to your willey!)

[Saint Jude]

Your most embarrassing story

Years ago while travelling by bus thru Central America I had a very em-bare-assing experience.

We'd just arrived in this little town at the bus station, which was @ the Central Markata, and very busy, tons of people walking around...

My travelling companion was a tall guy, and I was always hurrying to keep up with him. I usually wore a long skirt when travelling thru Central America, it's the common "dress" for women, and I didn't want to offend anyone.
So here I am hurrying to catch up with Mike... Of course we're travelling with these huge backpacks... So in the process of trying to put on my pack & catch up to Mike, ... I felt something bulky on my back. A couple of friendly locals smiled at me & said, "Buenos Dias"(I'm thinking what a friendly place!)
So I yell to Mike to wait, when I catch up I turned around & asked him what's wrong with my pack. He say's "Your butt's hanging out!" My long skirt was bunched up around the waistband of my pack!
Thank God I had on undies & it was tan!

[Paddy]

Your most embarrassing story

Well, Jude, here's to you! Who moons Central America while on a goodwill tour, grin! Well, how many times did it happen to us guys to treat our audiences to an impromptu 'Catch the Cobra' show, ha, ha. Ask Bill Clinton (but I guess his was more intentional, grin ..)

[Saint Jude]

Your most embarrassing story

Yep, I'm sure I've become a "folk tale" in that village!:H(not sure, but I think it was in Guatemala... in the mts above Lake Panechel... even more reserved than a lot of that area.

"The senorita that got Away" Believe me... I didn't stick around long after that!

[Popeye]

Your most embarrassing story

:H :H

[tea]

Your most embarrassing story

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a great thread, thinking what to post but there are sooo many!!! Can we post embarrasing drunken ones???

[Beaches]

Your most embarrassing story

that is hilarious Judie and Didit I am still embarrassed for you. I love it

[Paddy]

Your most embarrassing story

Don't EVER threaten to tell on your kids

See what happened to this lady, let's call her Amy ...

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now", she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter ...
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