Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Party Central at Molley Towers
Lyric FM in da house

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

mollyka;1405216 wrote: An ye wonder why I drank:H:H

Now I HEAR ya girlfriend

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Only us Mollers - shall we retire and meet here in the morning ?

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Satzy..here you go ..just for you..bit better than lyric fm or whatever it is

Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "well what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us."

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."

Seamus O Brien had been hailed the most intelligent Irish man for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver' (before Bunny Carrs demise). It was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he should enter into the English Mastermind Championships. He Did, and won a place. On they evening of the competition, Seamus enters from the crowd and placed himself on the Leather Seat and made himself comfortable. The lights dimmed and a spot light pointed at his face.

Magnus said "Seamus, What Subject are you studying?." Seamus responded, "Irish History". Very well said magnus, Your first Question,

"In what year did the 'Easter Rising take Place?'

Seamus resonds .."Pass"

OK said Magnus, "Who was the Leader of the Easter Rising?",

Seamus Responds .."Pass"

OK said Magnus, How long did the Easter Rising Last?"

Seamus Responds.. "Pass"

Instantly, a voice shout from the Crowd, "Good Man Seamus....Tell the English Nothing...."

Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Nighty night

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

LMAO Mick :H:H:H

I'm here, but not here... Innernet like a woman trying to decide between two pairs of shoes / floaty scarves / tops / ***insert long list of other items here*** Can't decide whether it's on or off.

Nighty night, Satz & Molls

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Right ..offski...up at 5 night night everyone...........and no it aint the bleedin Waltons!!

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Oh gee... go out to the movies, come back to chew the fat with ya and youse all go to yer beds. Like, WTF?! It's Saturday night! Let's go party! :alf:

No?

Oh. Ok then... :sigh:

AH well... see youse in the mornin...

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

Night Mick

*click*

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Saturday 3rd November

tiptronic_ct;1405194 wrote: It's just past midnight now, Molls.

Technically, I could start the new thread, but that would deprive JC of her midnight lurk

Aww you're so good to me,Tippers.

Don't switch the light off yet, RC. I'm starting me midnight lurk half an hour early.

Edit: :hallo: to Next, please.