Army Thread Saturday 10th November

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Mick;1408941 wrote:

Satzy have you tried the bin diet?Wot you do is get a bucket..cut 2 eyeholes in it...then on the opposite side cut a mouthhole.Wear the bucket on yer heed..that way you can see food but dont know how to get it into your mouth..try it with soup..will amuse your friends and family :H:H

:H:H

Mick - yer a leg-end.

Mario - hope you'll be feeling betters real soon.

Just a quick pop-in. About to have lunch... and now thinking that whatever I'll have will be bad for me... I do love me bread. But then my grandad was a baker. That's true, though it could be the beginnings of a joke.

This arvo off to see a flat in the middle of the fecking country. Probably jist teasing meself with it... but will report back laters.

S'later army...

[satz123]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Well well aren't yiz just great craic altogether. Hilarious
I'll have the last laugh when I live to be 120 and yous well err em ............ don't

Away with me now to do very important stuff :gramps:

[Mick]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Rabsy....I do love me bread. But then my grandad was a baker. Bet youre chuffed he wasnt an undertaker!!! :H:H:H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Mick;1408948 wrote: Rabsy....I do love me bread. But then my grandad was a baker. Bet youre chuffed he wasnt an undertaker!!! :H:H:H

:H:H

Grandad a baker, Faither a priest... not quite sure what that makes me...

Mither is a teacher by trade. In Aberdeen there are three fairly large granite buildings all standing next to each other: the city library; St Mark's Church; His Majesty's Theatre. It's often referred to as "Education, Salvation, Damnation"

Ma's a teacher...
Pa's a priest...
Am... eh...

f*cked.

[Alcoholic]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Mick and panno:
Love your bin diet!!!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Would Satzuma with a bin on her heid be considered a ?has bin??

Nice images of blue skies and frosty landscapes to start the thread with today!

Hope your migraine's better Pingu...

Jacks... what a complete pain in the arse your interrupted night's sleep was. Could just see him tripping over Bess? lol

Questy... you're sounding good!!! Two thumbs up!

Roll on 21 November for both Mario and Panno? hopefully all these issues will get sorted out then. It?s not easy living with pain, sucks the life out of you, so feel bad for our Mario? xxx But happy to hear it?s prolly only grizzle for Panno!

Re the diet thing? I reckon wheat and corn are evil and I avoid both. I TRY not to eat bread but I?ve not been very successful with that lately? the baguettes have been calling my name. I seldom eat pasta and never eat rice. I get snagged by crackers though? my second weakness after bread, and I didn?t used to eat chocolate but have found myself eating it the last few months dammit. There?s no milk or cereal in my house? that ?healthy start to the day? they promote is a load of old cobblers! Processed food is the pits, period? and I reckon fat is healthier than bad carbs (the non-complex variety?).

Dull, overcast day? meh. Have to go help a friend empty a storage unit today and, other than that, there?s nowt on the to-do list. I?ve been saving my pennies so I have no plans for going out this weekend. I have to pay out of pocket for the knee doctor on Wednesday and I?m just hoping that I don?t need arthroscopic surgery or something along those lines? ( One step at a time as they say on a thread around here somewhere!

Think I?ll go make bacon and eggs? all that chatter about it has made me Hank?

[porqoui]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Zenstyle;1408970 wrote: Would Satzuma with a bin on her heid be considered a ?has bin??

:H :H :H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Hiya Porqoui! How's you today?!

[porqoui]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Morning Zen...doing great today. Sun out, not snowing but very coldddd.

Off to my Dad's 88th Bday party so will check in laters....

Have a good day...PPQ

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Have a good time at your Dad's! Tell him Happy Birthday from the Army!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

:hallo: Army. Just been tio the Body Worlds exhibition. The bit showing a healthy liver, a fatty one and one with cirrhosis made me feel very grateful that I've quit the AL... Needless to say, the diseased lungs gave both Mrs. T and I pause for thought. Overall quite awesome.

Off to have a gelato and stroll around the V&A Waterfront. It's a perfect day in Cape Town.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Sounds like you're having a lovely day Tipps! Could do without the body bits though... :yuk:

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Is it wrong of me to find it funny that tigger farts when she laughs....

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Seeing as y'all love funny me. Here's another

I just text someone and said me and tigger are off to watch a friend sing in a concert...

But predictive text kicked in and translated it as we are off to see a friend dying in a bucket...

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Saturday 10th November

Gawd I killed the thread. Sorry.....