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    #76
    Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

    porqoui;1410653 wrote: Just a quick :hallo: to all...

    Been having a blast reading the thread.

    You guys are so much fun.

    Thanks for all your Congrats yesterday. :h
    Evening ppq :-)
    Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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      #77
      Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

      Yooooo hooooos to Foxyloxy and PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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        #78
        Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

        Evening all. Just been to physio for a sports massage. Eaten a big meal and having a glass of Pellegrino. They do little bottles and when I feel like a treat I open a bottle of fizz:new:

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          #79
          Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

          Yo Mrs A.

          Just waiting for the rice to boil and then it's heads down into the sweet & sour pork balls.
          It could be worse, I could be filing.
          AF since 7/7/2009

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            #80
            Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

            Zenstyle;1410581 wrote: Hello ladies and gentlemen (farters notwithstanding).

            Questy... I worked on big yachts for 14 years, surrounded by testosterone... I know ALL about men farting! uch: From the *fart and snigger* to the *fart as loud as possible and light a match* to the *fart and pretend I didn't do it* I reckon I've seen pretty much every angle! Personally speaking, if it's a wee *oops* accompanied by a look of sheer embarrassment that's fine... it's the ripper followed by enormous guffaws that gets up my nose... literally!

            How's about you put together a "farting kit" for him. Put it in a wee pressie bag... a bottle of air freshener, a cork, a pair of skiddies and a pack of clothes pegs with "for the people that share space with you" written on it.
            I fart when I run.

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              #81
              Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

              Evening all.

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                #82
                Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                RunningCourage;1410663 wrote: I fart when I run.
                Truth be told, so do I - well aerobics - sort of p....a......r........p........

                Evening RC :H
                Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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                  #83
                  Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                  anon;1410659 wrote: Evening all. Just been to physio for a sports massage. Eaten a big meal and having a glass of Pellegrino. They do little bottles and when I feel like a treat I open a bottle of fizz:new:
                  Evening mrs a :-)

                  You sound dead chilled
                  Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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                    #84
                    Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                    I fart therefore I am.
                    It could be worse, I could be filing.
                    AF since 7/7/2009

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                      #85
                      Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                      JackieClaire;1410667 wrote: I fart therefore I am.
                      :H:H

                      Very profound :H:H
                      Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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                        #86
                        Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                        So, the weekend was shite.

                        Simples: I drank...

                        Way too much. Right back to what i was doing when i came here. Right back doing what i came on here to stop doing.

                        The 7 weeks I did AF have been a challenge. A slow, steady challenge. Like climbing a hill, like this one here:



                        This hill is called Mr Mountain Everest. It can take several weeks to climb this humpy bugger. It's hard going up. But the view's pretty decent. So it's worth it. If you're into that sort of thing.

                        Now, coming down - from anything, whether it's falling of Everest, or falling off the chair lift you had installed in your home for your aging mother but can't help to fanny about on yerself - is a little quicker. If climbing Everest (8,848m folks) takes several weeks. This however, at 39,000m:



                        took only 4mins 19 secs to fall.

                        Yes folks, it is official. It's quicker to fall.

                        And I fell. Quickly.

                        Back on Day 1 here... Oh lordy.

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                          #87
                          Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                          Quest for the key;1410668 wrote: :H:H

                          Very profound :H:H
                          Why thank you. I have oft thought of myself as a bit of a philosopher. Nowt like a bit of philosophying on a Tuesday night.

                          Rightio I better get Mr JC in his high chair. See yas in abit.
                          It could be worse, I could be filing.
                          AF since 7/7/2009

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                            #88
                            Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                            RunningCourage;1410669 wrote: So, the weekend was shite.

                            Simples: I drank...

                            Way too much. Right back to what i was doing when i came here. Right back doing what i came on here to stop doing.

                            The 7 weeks I did AF have been a challenge. A slow, steady challenge. Like climbing a hill, like this one here:



                            This hill is called Mr Mountain Everest. It can take several weeks to climb this humpy bugger. It's hard going up. But the view's pretty decent. So it's worth it. If you're into that sort of thing.

                            Now, coming down - from anything, whether it's falling of Everest, or falling off the chair lift you had installed in your home for your aging mother but can't help to fanny about on yerself - is a little quicker. If climbing Everest (8,848m folks) takes several weeks. This however, at 39,000m:



                            took only 4mins 19 secs to fall.

                            Yes folks, it is official. It's quicker to fall.

                            And I fell. Quickly.

                            Back on Day 1 here... Oh lordy.
                            :l:l for you RC

                            We're all human - put if behind you and take it one step at a time :-)
                            Trying again from 22nd September 2014 Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.

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                              #89
                              Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                              RunningCourage;1410669 wrote: So, the weekend was shite.

                              Simples: I drank...

                              Way too much. Right back to what i was doing when i came here. Right back doing what i came on here to stop doing.

                              The 7 weeks I did AF have been a challenge. A slow, steady challenge. Like climbing a hill, like this one here:



                              This hill is called Mr Mountain Everest. It can take several weeks to climb this humpy bugger. It's hard going up. But the view's pretty decent. So it's worth it. If you're into that sort of thing.

                              Now, coming down - from anything, whether it's falling of Everest, or falling off the chair lift you had installed in your home for your aging mother but can't help to fanny about on yerself - is a little quicker. If climbing Everest (8,848m folks) takes several weeks. This however, at 39,000m:



                              took only 4mins 19 secs to fall.

                              Yes folks, it is official. It's quicker to fall.

                              And I fell. Quickly.

                              Back on Day 1 here... Oh lordy.
                              Well done on the honesty. Bloody hard battle but you will get there!

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                                #90
                                Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

                                X-post Runners. Bugger and feck and lots more rude words. This shitty alcohol stuff we go through just sucks. Don't be too hard on yourself as we know exactly how you feel, hun. Have one of these to be going on with.:l

                                Bacinabit.
                                It could be worse, I could be filing.
                                AF since 7/7/2009

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