Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Afternoon troops :-)

How do you tell someone who "hot desks" in your office to stop feckin fartin and burping ???!!!???

The guy who I'm referring to is sat about 12 feet away from me, and from the minute I walked in this morning he's been poppin em out like a good un !!!!!!!!!! In fact I've just told him I'm not happy and I'm gonna boot him out if he carries on !!!!!!!

OMG I'd kill for a full bottle of vodka...........................to smack him round the head with !!!!!!!!!

SO ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He thinks it's hilarious btw - is it a man thing ???????? DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!)

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Greetings Army - from the workhouse - with feckin' nosy hole looking over me shoulder.
Have you ever met someone who thinks they are God's Gift to humanity ?
"I have a degree ." .. yabber yabber yabber :durn:

HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE !!!!!!uch:

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

RunningCourage;1410321 wrote: Morning peeps.

Ehm... will post letter - wanna post now, but gotta run to work... have had a shite weekend actually. Got a buddy here who has been a godsend and listened big style. But yeah... bleh...

Big hugaroos

WHAT happened to yer RC ??:l:l

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

satz123;1410374 wrote: Greetings Army - from the workhouse - with feckin' nosy hole looking over me shoulder.
Have you ever met someone who thinks they are God's Gift to humanity ?
"I have a degree ." .. yabber yabber yabber :durn:

HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE !!!!!!uch:

Ill swap yer the gobshitey nosey ole for the fartyarse I'm sharing me office with :eeew::stomper:

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Afternoon Army

If I sit at my desk any longer I fear rigamortous will set in.........boredandcan'tgiveashit.com

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Quest for the key;1410387 wrote: Ill swap yer the gobshitey nosey ole for the fartyarse I'm sharing me office with :eeew::stomper:

:H:H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Panno;1410388 wrote: Afternoon Army

If I sit at my desk any longer I fear rigamortous will set in.........boredandcan'tgiveashit.com

Snap !!!

Got any air freshener panno ?:H

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

I've worked in many a site cabin questy.......yuck I really feel for you, if I was you I'd buy some and spray it in his fecking face

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Roger McGough

Afternoon Molls

[anon]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Hi Gang.

I have often wondered why men think farts are funny?

Mr Grumpy moaning at me from downstairs.

Molly do you have the black boots? I fancy the red ones now as they are just so comfy and you can get them on Amazon cheaper than Schuh!

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

mollyka;1410400 wrote: Yep why oh WHY do men think farting is funny?! How'rya girls?

Hiya molls :-)

*sat with peg on nose*

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

anon;1410416 wrote: Hi Gang.

I have often wondered why men think farts are funny?

Mr Grumpy moaning at me from downstairs.

Molly do you have the black boots? I fancy the red ones now as they are just so comfy and you can get them on Amazon cheaper than Schuh!

Afternoon mrs a

I think the question of why men think farts are funny belongs in the schoolboy sense of humour camp !

If he flicks me bra strap ill know he fancies me lol ....... But he'll end up picking his teeth up off the floor !!!!:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Panno;1410388 wrote: Afternoon Army

If I sit at my desk any longer I fear rigamortous will set in.........boredandcan'tgiveashit.com

Oh PANNO - couldn't have put it better !

boredandcan'tgiveashit.com

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

satz123;1410436 wrote: Oh PANNO - couldn't have put it better !

boredandcan'tgiveashit.com

I can feel the title of a new thread coming on................

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Yes meant to say that Molls : Go to Amazon get cheapest price for the Hush Puppies !