Army Thread Thursday 15th November

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411898 wrote: twas the night before christmas
the children were whiny
my husband was crying
'my penis is tiny'

:H:H:H:H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411898 wrote: twas the night before christmas
the children were whiny
my husband was crying
'my penis is tiny'

:H:H:H

I replied to him "nay
It's not that at all
It's just the cold weather
that's making it small"

[Mick]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

Molls nah aint family...someone I used to work with and my other half still does..so all my ex cronies and underlings will be there trollied aff there heids..usual shit really miss you not the same without you, jobs gone to ratshit all the rest of it

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411904 wrote: twas the night before christmas
and poor little Hamish
was tossin and turnin
cos his penis was lamish

LMFAO!!!

Till zen told him "Look
It's not all that bad
Ye've a lovely persona
Yer a wonderful lad"

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

Mick;1411900 wrote: Zeny...how you doing...hows Hamish??/
wi a name like that hes gotta get better..its not like hes a Cecil or Cedric or something...but a real ruffy tuffy Hamish!!!

With a name like Hamish he's got to have a good sturdy character, right? Me other one's called Dougal... the last (departed) ones were Seamus, Sean and MacGregor. (I know... Seamus and Hamish are a bit of a cross-over...) )

He's responding to the antibiotics, thanks for asking... :l

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

RunningCourage;1411902 wrote:

Helllooooooo Zenners m'dear! And all the rest of you trotters :H

That will be BOG trotter to you......... :H

[satz123]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411898 wrote: twas the night before christmas
the children were whiny
my husband was crying
'my penis is tiny'

:H:H:H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411909 wrote: I said 'you are a wonder
You must come from Venus'
'no' he replied sternly,
I come from my penis


Oh dear ---- think it's time to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Yer can come from yer penis
As much as yer like!
Wit a smart mouth like that
Ye can get on yer bike!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

mollyka;1411915 wrote: Oh just tell them all to fuck off really. The key in your post is 'used to work with' ---- you can say whatever you like really. Not sure how it'll go down with the wife tho ---- ya might have to buy her another card:H:H:H

Do they make "Sorry in Advance" cards?

[Mick]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

Originally Posted by mollyka
twas the night before christmas
the children were whiny
my husband was crying
'my penis is tiny'

If my willy is tiny,
I said to her then,
how just did you concieve
All those children

So she then said to me,
I swear this is true
"the weans are all grudged,...
Someone had it in for you"

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

Mick;1411918 wrote: Originally Posted by mollyka
twas the night before christmas
the children were whiny
my husband was crying
'my penis is tiny'

If my willy is tiny,
I said to her then,
how just did you concieve
All those children

So she then said to me,
I swear this is true
"the weans are all grudged,...
Someone had it in for you"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :H:H:H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

'twas the night 'afore Xmas
And me Ma's feeling sad.
The out from the fire place
Popped Bad Santa Bad

He said, "why you cry deary?
I'll warm you up right!"
And whipped down his troosers
And ma got a fright -

She said, "Why that's ginormous!
It's huge and it's frightful"
But Santa dismissed her, said,
"It'll feel quite delightful"

"No Santa no!" she yelled
"I'll call the old man,
"He'll hit you and beat you
"As best as he can!"

And just as she said this,
My Pa strolled in
On Santa half naked, Pa said,
"Fancy a gin?"

Santa obliged -
"Not too much tonic"
So Santa and Pa settled
For a fine xmas frolic

Ach... it started ok, but got bad... Note to self: could do better.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

He said to Molls then
"Can ye give us a clue
If me weans are all loaners
Who did it to you?"

[Mick]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

You could be right Molls...def know there are a couple of Uncle Nobheads going......couldnt stand them when I was in the job so cant think of too much that will make me swoon when I see them :H:H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Thursday 15th November

RunningCourage;1411924 wrote: 'twas the night 'afore Xmas
And me Ma's feeling sad.
The out from the fire place
Popped Bad Santa Bad

He said, "why you cry deary?
I'll warm you up right!"
And whipped down his troosers
And ma got a fright -

She said, "Why that's ginormous!
It's huge and it's frightful"
But Santa dismissed her, said,
"It'll feel quite delightful"

"No Santa no!" she yelled
"I'll call the old man,
"He'll hit you and beat you
"As best as he can!"

And just as she said this,
My Pa strolled in
On Santa half naked, Pa said,
"Fancy a gin?"

Santa obliged -
"Not too much tonic"
So Santa and Pa settled
For a fine xmas frolic

Ach... it started ok, but got bad... Note to self: could do better.

:H:H:H That's bloody good!!!