Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Awhh Pings - she's gorgeous !!! A right cheeky chops !!

And good afternoon Private Satzy - is he off to noseyarse.com college ????

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

So - had a read back:
Poor Hamish is sick
Zenners has bought a big stick
To beat crap outta the breeder
The 'ol bleeder

Mario & Panno need hugs :las they head for a test
We all hope the results are the best

Questy is skivin' as is the norm
Pinky & Satz have joined her
Now we have a quoram :H

Molls is working as usual & has to use her phone
She'll be itching to catch up as soon as she gets home.

MRSA is delivering a baby
The little critter will arrive today maybe?

The Endinkele:

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

hello satz....

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu's here, been quite bored
guess she's used to
being ignored......

I get a lot of practice at home .... LOL

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Ex Post :
Tigger has her gitten
She is totally smitten.
Mum 's not that chuffed
With her recent fistycuffs. ( not sure that's what it was but it rhymes)
She will certaintly be a heartbreaker
And we hear Pings shout "please take her ":H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

satz123;1414914 wrote: So - had a read back:
Poor Hamish is sick
Zenners has bought a big stick
To beat crap outta the breeder
The 'ol bleeder

Mario & Panno need hugs :las they head for a test
We all hope the results are the best

Questy is skivin' as is the norm
Pinky & Satz have joined her
Now we have a quoram :H

Molls is working as usual & has to use her phone
She'll be itching to catch up as soon as she gets home.

MRSA is deliverling a baby
The little critter will arrive today maybe?

The Endinkele:

:H:goodjob:

We have a poet in our midst !!!

You'll be giving arsey a run for his money !!! I think he's keeping a low profile since we got on about sex, and boobs and babies yesterday :H (Wuss !!!!)

(Resent due to the smiley police pulling me for exceeding the legal limit of 6 smilies a message !!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414916 wrote: pingu's here, been quite bored
guess she's used to
being ignored......

I get a lot of practice at home .... LOL

Nope - cross post Pings as you were typing :h

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

haha, thx satz

remember the poetry on the piglet thread... MH vs Zen.....

Tigger's been a naughty girl today
stropping and screaming and wanting her way

thank god she's off to trampoline class soon
saves her bouncing all over the room...

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414915 wrote: hello satz....

Hi hon :l

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414916 wrote: pingu's here, been quite bored
guess she's used to
being ignored......

I get a lot of practice at home .... LOL

You and me both :H

Questers skiving yet again,
Sat opposite her boss,
No change there I hear you cry,
But do I give a toss ?

Nope !!!!!!!!:H:H

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

I don't give a toss about Tigger's tantrums either
I have drafted a letter to her teacher (sorry, the rhyme has run dry)
Saying I am worried about her couldn't give a shit attitude towards school
Although I worded it nicer than that....

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

imagine

Dear TEacher

I am writin to you about my Tigger. She doesn't give a flying fcuk about school or homework. She told me she only does as little as possible in order to avoid being in trouble. The rest of the time she don't give a shit

Signed
Mum (rather pissed off)

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414927 wrote: I don't give a toss about Tigger's tantrums either
I have drafted a letter to her teacher (sorry, the rhyme has run dry)
Saying I am worried about her couldn't give a shit attitude towards school
Although I worded it nicer than that....

Awhh Pings I hate to say this..............but is it her age ?????? Y'know.........hormones and all that !!

Used to hate my mum bleating "Oh, it's just yer hormones............." OMG I could have throttled her at times !!!!!!!!

Anyway girls - heading home shortly, so I'll see y'all later :H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414929 wrote: imagine

Dear TEacher

I am writin to you about my Tigger. She doesn't give a flying fcuk about school or homework. She told me she only does as little as possible in order to avoid being in trouble. The rest of the time she don't give a shit

Signed
Mum (rather pissed off)

Short and to the point :l

She's not being bullied or anything is she ??

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Quest for the key;1414849 wrote:
Got me lecherous managr in too ! If he wasn't soooooo old I'd chin him !!!
Jaysus.... :H

littlepinkcat;1414859 wrote: well questy maybe me rubbing ya snout in it has caused me some bad karma as all the electricity in the street has just gone off and i can not defrost my bun in the microwave, lol, so no sarnie 4 me just yet
Starting to laugh in earnest over here!!!! :H Nothing worse than a frozen bun in the oven!

pingu1997;1414893 wrote: The two naughtiest creatures in my house.... Tigger and her gitten..

:h Tigger is so cute. (That cat has the same look as the one eyed cat in the fish market... methinks he LOIKES that aquarium!)

satz123;1414914 wrote: So - had a read back:
Poor Hamish is sick
Zenners has bought a big stick
To beat crap outta the breeder
The 'ol bleeder

Mario & Panno need hugs :las they head for a test
We all hope the results are the best

Questy is skivin' as is the norm
Pinky & Satz have joined her
Now we have a quoram

Molls is working as usual & has to use her phone
She'll be itching to catch up as soon as she gets home.

MRSA is deliverling a baby
The little critter will arrive today maybe?

The End

Jaysus effin Keyrist!!!!! :H What are yis ON?!

Bloody marvelous that Whizzy is bringing out her midwifery skills for her daughter? that is a very special experience indeed. I somehow missed that it was happening and very glad I got off the bus behind and caught up to current affairs? Big hugs Whizzy? xxx

Today?s news? up to my eyes in legal bullshit regarding Hamish. The weather is gorgeous and the windows are open). I have to go food shopping for tomorrow. My friend is bringing a smoker over later and we?re going to do the turkey and some salmon. Had my knee poked and prodded. And I?m thinking I may go get a pedicure before the supermarket. In no particular order! ;o)

Yis want to hear something special? Talk about feckin karma. You know how if the Gingivitis is an immune disorder, Hamish will have to have all his teeth extracted? Well?. The breeder went in for oral surgery yesterday and is in FUCKING agony today. How about them apples?