Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414927 wrote: I don't give a toss about Tigger's tantrums either
I have drafted a letter to her teacher (sorry, the rhyme has run dry)
Saying I am worried about her couldn't give a shit attitude towards school
Although I worded it nicer than that....

I've blocked out the trantrums as it's been years
Can only assure you it won't end in tears
She will grow so fast and it's hard to believe at this date
Mam Pings will soon be her bestest mate :l

( crap I know - but you get the gist LOL )

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Zenstyle;1414933 wrote:
Yis want to hear something special? Talk about feckin karma. You know how if the Gingivitis is an immune disorder, Hamish will have to have all his teeth extracted? Well…. The breeder went in for oral surgery yesterday and is in FUCKING agony today. How about them apples?

LOL - that feckin' great Zennerooney :goodjob:- makes you think doesn't it - about the whole Karma malarkey??

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

I spent the morning in demagogy
Appealing to the breeder about my moggy
The fecker is worried about his pain
And protecting his financial gain
I told him he was foggy
Them roxys will make ya groggy
And advised that he should get some sleep
And write me a fucking cheque. Oops. Lost it!!!

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Gotta love ya & leave ya Zenners :wavin:
Go home & make me dinners
I'm fairly Hank Marvin
That's slang for starvin'

Enjoy Thanksgiving be sure to party :bday3:
Don't eat beans or you'll be farty

( runs away) !!!!!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Deary I know all about Hank Marvin
Great Cockney slang for when yer starvin
And I think Ima gonna eat me beans
But I'm not gonna take it to extremes
If I fart I'll make is silent
Just like we do in the Scottish Highland
Not to say it won't be deadly
Chances are it will be smelly
But I'll blame it on the men
It couldn't possibly be Zen......................

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

she's 7.. hormones?!? OMG....

she is my bestest mate and my worsest enemy.. depends on which mood you catch her in...

yeah it's like having a hormonal teenager, and lord she wouldn't be bullied, and just generally she breezes through life jumping around and not giving a stuff, and not showing any signs of settling down or taking any responsibility in anything in her life.....

hyper tigger ..... I canna change who she is but I have to learn to live with it better?

[Recluse]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Hello army!

littlepinkcat;1414859 wrote: well questy maybe me rubbing ya snout in it has caused me some bad karma as all the electricity in the street has just gone off and i can not defrost my bun in the microwave, lol, so no sarnie 4 me just yet
:H:H:H Sorry pinky! Has yer bun defrosted yet?

Speaking of buns in the oven, mrs a has been absent a while. Wonder if her daughter is keeping her busy?

mama bear;1414879 wrote: Hello Beloved Mr. Bear
xo, Mrs Bear!

Hiya mrs bear!

Zenstyle;1414933 wrote: Well?. The breeder went in for oral surgery yesterday and is in FUCKING agony today. How about them apples?

Excellent!!!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Hiya Reccy!!!

Yes, isn't that "just desserts" about the breeder. Needless to say, I had to sarcastically refer to it in an email earlier! :H It was after the sentence where I acknowledged the fact that he FINALLY asked how Hamish is faring.

People are summat else sometimes...

How's you? :l

[Recluse]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

No sign of pinky. She's prolly sitting in the dark without any 'lecky, so I've stuck the kettle on. Our JC should be home any minute now.

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

pingu1997;1414970 wrote: she's 7.. hormones?!? OMG....

she is my bestest mate and my worsest enemy.. depends on which mood you catch her in...

yeah it's like having a hormonal teenager, and lord she wouldn't be bullied, and just generally she breezes through life jumping around and not giving a stuff, and not showing any signs of settling down or taking any responsibility in anything in her life.....

hyper tigger ..... I canna change who she is but I have to learn to live with it better?

Sorry pings - didn't realise she was just 7 - ill shut up and get back in me box

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Ach yer fine Questy. I'd have asked the same thing if I hadn't already known... xx

[Recluse]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Zenstyle;1414986 wrote: Hiya Reccy!!!

Yes, isn't that "just desserts" about the breeder. Needless to say, I had to sarcastically refer to it in an email earlier! :H It was after the sentence where I acknowledged the fact that he FINALLY asked how Hamish is faring.

People are summat else sometimes...

How's you? :l

Hiya zenny! :l Now, now, don't wind the fella up....you want him to cooperate!

I'm good thanks...how're you? Looking forward to Thanksgiving? Do folks exchange pressies on Thanksgiving?

[pingu1997]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Quest for the key;1414988 wrote: Sorry pings - didn't realise she was just 7 - ill shut up and get back in me box

it's fine

she changes between immature nightmare and stroppy teenager quicker than I can say Tigger.....

hyper.... is an understatement especially after a day of trying to control it at school

particularly bad at the moment, she goes through phases.... it's just that it never stops, people ask me where the off switch is and sometimes I wish there was one.....

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Recluse;1414990 wrote: Hiya zenny! :l Now, now, don't wind the fella up....you want him to cooperate!

I'm good thanks...how're you? Looking forward to Thanksgiving? Do folks exchange pressies on Thanksgiving?

Naw, no pressies. Just extraordinary amounts of food. I am DREADING the frigginsupermarket... yack!

I WILL wind him up. Spent a couple of hours typing up a complaint to file with the court earlier today... I am fed up with him!

For Jacks...

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Wednesday 21st November

Before antibiotic...



After antibiotic...