Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

satz123;1418235 wrote: An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe old age, what would you prefer to get - Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"[

The wise one answered, Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the whole bottle. :H:H

:H:H:H

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

(One from the eldest snot.......)

What takes up 18 spaces in a car park ?

9 women drivers !!!

I wasn't impressed.............

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

Quest for the key;1418231 wrote: Morning Jacs xx

Well, I've just text Mr Q to see if he wanted to go to Toys R Us tonight - no answer yet, but failing that, I'm going to eat a snack at 3.30 and then it takes that nasty edge off. :l
Proud of you thinking ahead.

Quest for the key;1418233 wrote: Mind you, having said that, Toys R Us with the snots on a school night might not be the best idea........tis enough to drive yer to drink !!!

That crossed my mind. Mind you I'd rather stick pins in me eyes than got to Toys R Us. Another bit of planning needed. There is no reward in drinking. Oooh come over all headmistressy again.

Yo Satz.

Must away to work. Back this aftie.

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

See yer later Miss JC

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

mollyka;1418250 wrote: Popcorn Questy :-) - Sorry, just thinkin aloud really!! It's the first coupla weeks you need under your belt - then it gets easier --- so, on previous quits - on a dark cold old night coming home from work,sometimes Joe would get a movie from Xtravision with popcorn and maltesers, light a fire and settle in for the evening in my jammies --- there's just something WRONG with booze with that combo. worked for me every time! Whatever you PLAN to do tho, make it something 'different' to the norm. and something you LIKE doing - otherwise you feel resentful and then.............. - and really, it's not forever - a few weeks and the 'habit' of the bottle after work just eases so much.

Morning everyone - couldn't get out of the bed this morning. Slept on the earpiece of my headphones and bloody hell it hurt - had such a pain in me chest when I woke up thought I was havin a heart attack!!
Mammy problems today yeah???

Popcorn lol :H That's what we normally do - well, obviously not "normally" for me, but if it's a movie night, it's jimjams on straight away, tea and goodies !! Drinking while in jimjams is sooooo not allowed !!!

Do you have people in Ireland that do their shopping in the jimjams ? We do over here - that's just wrong !! FFS - get dressed !!

How do you get a pain in yer chest from ear phones ?? I thought they went in yer ear ???:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

Quest for the key;1418256 wrote: Popcorn lol :H That's what we normally do - well, obviously not "normally" for me, but if it's a movie night, it's jimjams on straight away, tea and goodies !! Drinking while in jimjams is sooooo not allowed !!!

Do you have people in Ireland that do their shopping in the jimjams ? We do over here - that's just wrong !! FFS - get dressed !!

How do you get a pain in yer chest from ear phones ?? I thought they went in yer ear ???:H

WHY are you wearing earphones at all Mrs ??
Whatya listening to ?

[Mick]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

I is here in the bleedin' worhouse. Satzy............... you're where??? :H:H:H:H:H:H

[Mick]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

sometimes Joe would get a movie from Xtravision with popcorn and maltesers, light a fire and settle in for the evening in my jammies.........................oh would he now? :H

Nope that doesnt work too well any more leavin it till the last minute..................dont forget tell them, that you want a room with a sea view tho in fairness most of them do...ours was 467..probably best views are on 3rd and 4th floors
Yep saw someone swimmin in those rocks tho not supposed to .If you look at the Los Gigantes pic, you will see a circular wall in rthe sea..thats a proper pool they built its great sea comes in over the top.for the beaches out the hotel main entrance go right and hyou will pick up that path which takes you towards Playa de lArena..beaches are on that path ..first one is about 400yds

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

Mick;1418273 wrote: sometimes Joe would get a movie from Xtravision with popcorn and maltesers, light a fire and settle in for the evening in my jammies.........................oh would he now? :H

Nope that doesnt work too well any more leavin it till the last minute..................dont forget tell them, that you want a room with a sea view tho in fairness most of them do...ours was 467..probably best views are on 3rd and 4th floors
Yep saw someone swimmin in those rocks tho not supposed to .If you look at the Los Gigantes pic, you will see a circular wall in rthe sea..thats a proper pool they built its great sea comes in over the top.for the beaches out the hotel main entrance go right and hyou will pick up that path which takes you towards Playa de lArena..beaches are on that path ..first one is about 400yds

And here's a tip Molls ....... send an nice email and say it's a special holiday for Joe and you 'll get great treatment even an upgrade if they have one going spare. Can't hurt

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

Howdy from Skiverville Satzerooney

Well, almost...........feckers have got me working again........you can tell its nearly the end of the year - get the money in etc etc !!!

And, I'm having a weightwatchers meal for lunch, when acshully I wanted a pie !!!!!!! Arggghhhh

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

Hi all, been reading through in a not very surreptitious way at work. Joining youse in skiversville.

A peh, you say questy? They do like their pehs in Dundee y'know. In fact theres a song a bout a peh by a Dundee artist called aninganingana (the song not the artist, he's called St Andrew) . I shit you not.

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

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Enjoy!

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

RunningCourage;1418292 wrote: Hi all, been reading through in a not very surreptitious way at work. Joining youse in skiversville.

A peh, you say questy? They do like their pehs in Dundee y'know. In fact theres a song a bout a peh by a Dundee artist called aninganingana (the song not the artist, he's called St Andrew) . I shit you not.

What the fecks a peh ???:H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

pie.

and the song - ananinginanea, FYI - translates as "and an onion one as well"

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Army Thread Wednesday 28th November

RunningCourage;1418305 wrote: pie.

and the song - ananinginanea, FYI - translates as "and an onion one as well"

Well, every day's a school day here in Skiverville :H

(Boss just brought me a sticky bun om nom nom nom :H)