Santa's Little Underoos

[myhappyplace]

Santa's Little Underoos

Morning all....with Mr G on telling them all to get rooted Missy. I did it yesterday and it felt wonderful....my work not yours...

Off to have my boobs checked....how conservative is that??

[myhappyplace]

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Reggie;1425954 wrote: O forgot top of the morning to ALL beautiful Undies ( special huggs to Sunny:lh its bloody hard working full time an bringing up a baby ask happs and Bridgee:H..in other news.. I am pulling a swifty today ..told the boss working from home ..he is ok with that..home might be the cockpit of the boat !!

have a ripper day all

Nice work(??) Reg...:H:H

[nicelife]

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Hellllloooooo my darlings!!!

Well, hasn't it been happening since I left you all to your own devices. I wasn't gone that long but have I got a story to tell about where I've been and what I've been up to...... But first .....

Tawny - you make me larf and larf. A no fly zone huh? I've never considered that option but if I do, I'll need a new tattoo!

Rags - my little lovely!!! A gorgie PINK bucket for your Chrissy tree. How very stylish!! I'm tre jel 'cos I haven't got one. I have managed to procure much pink Chrissy wrap which made my heart glad!

Bridge - re off spring. I have been told exactly the same many times when my now 23 year old son was visiting the dark side. (He comes back occasionally but can still be tiresome). You know what I've decided? I'm going to also live forever and end up living with him and pretend to be not right in the head and smear poop all over his walls one day while he is at work. I hope his wife is a cow so I get double impact for my efforts! Re yoga - it makes me fart! Always. Sorry to have to share that but I thought if you ever popped over with a DVD under your arm to share the yoga experience you should know.

Missy - I'm with you. I will ONLY engage meaningfully with NICE people in 2013. The rest can get rooted!

Mr G - commando huh? Interesting....do you wax in case of zipper catchage? Don't answer that please. I already have too much info re your nether regions in my brains. And!!! I was once in a yoga (fartage) class with a man who wore big shorts and was commando. You know how it is when you shouldn't look at something but your eyes keep going there and you have to turn your head with your own hands to break your gaze?? That's what happened to moi!!!!! I noticed that Nelz was mentioning sky diving in spain wearing speedos..... It must be the tilt of the earth, encouraging you guys to tell us all about you budgie smugglers, or lack of. Noice!!!

So bewdiful to see Reggie - big cheek squeeze my lovely!!

Hey Techie!!!

Now, where was I and what was I doin'??? I chucked a sicky from work because yesty was a dull day. I stayed at home and decided I'd 'tidy up' around the pool. The day was fairly mild so I started around 8am and little Dharmsie and Big Osc were in the gear supervising my efforts. Well, I got a bit carried away and hacked down a coupla trees and because it was going so well I just got mental. At around 1pm I dropped a palm tree which landed in the pool and the fusking thing, once wet, was too heavy to haul out!!! Earlier I'd dropped one which fell over the fence onto the footpath but I managed to retrieve that and stack it on the ever growing pile at the front of the house. I had to call FH and mention that it would be nice for him to come home early because I'd been tidying up and MAY need a little bit of assistance. Of course, when I mentioned the palm tree in the pool he went spastic!!! Kept saying "are you serious????" FFS - yes I'm serious. To cut a long story short, he wasn't impressed and I cried because I thought I had done a rooooollly roooollly good job until he pointed out the enormous mess I'd made and no way to quickly get rid of the debris. I pointed out I'd be calling someone today to have it hauled away. And, yes, it did take my until 6pm to stack what I'd chopped and bag the smaller bits and pieces. I even got chased (and bitten several times) by wasps, when I accidentally came across their nest under a rather large fallen tree. I was absolutely so zorsted last night I literally couldn't sleep. And, parts of my temple (thanks Tawny) that I didn't know existed, ached all night long. I was up at 4.45am to take Big Osc on his morning walk and we played ball for while in the park.

Now, the end of the world eh?? I'll be listening to Chris Isaak and wearing something see through in pink!!! I may even go commando.....nah - just trickin'

Ok - now must go and ensure everyone is doing what they should be doing.

Have a fabulously wonderful day everyone!!!

[techie]

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Hi you wonderful people. Where will you be when the world ends in a little over a week? Me, i'll still be typing on this fricking i-phone. Remember folks when you travel to bring the laptop not just the laptop bag like this BIG jackass :H

Luv ya

[nicelife]

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Reggie my love.....just tell the boss the world is gonna end so no research/answer is necessary. Get on yer boat and enjoy yerself!!!

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Haven't decided on playlist for 21/12, and am starting to panic a bit.

There will definitely be no Andre.P or whale music. Imagine the zombies stalking up your street with both hands out in front, mouths agape......to the sound of Enya
No. That just won't work.

Relax Nicey. You've just had a classic pruning frenzy. Related to the cleaning frenzy, but differs in the amount of sheer damage that one can do, sometimes structural, with teeth clenched and fire in eyes.

I am yet to experience yoga fartage, but there was a disproportionate amount of burpage in downward dog.

This afternoon after lunch I just passed out on the lounge and dozed all arvo
I never do that

Anyway, it gave me time to plan the menu for 21/12, and I think this is what we must move onto today.

I'm having:
Deep Fried Camemburt with the finest red fruits preserve.
A tali with 4 different curries for mains.
More icecream that I can jump over with cracked toffee and butterscotch pieces in it and maple base.

A vast tray of cheeses and chocolate.

[nicelife]

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Phew - thanks Bridge! Will it happen often?? It's very hard work.....

Good idea about choosing a menu. I prolly won't eat anything, just in case Zombie's don't know how to clean their teeth. I'd hate to have permanent bad breath as well as looking not so lovely....

There is nothing nicer than an afternoon doze.

We've just hosted a Christmas/Thank You luncheon for folks here at the Command Post. It was a fine spread but I noticed one of the filthy rich doctors going through all the chocolate baskets and pocketing the ones he likes the most! What a cheek!!! Earlier he had told me he is a fine artist and would like to donate one of his 'works' to us. If I'd known then, what I know now, I would have asked him to paint a bowl of strawberries drizzled with moro chocolate bits!!! One of the quacks I'm secretly in love with, touched my arm as he wished me a fine festive season. I swooned.....not noticeably though - I have good manners!

Tonight, I'm orf to do my Christmas bloody shopping. I tell ya, if there's a crowd I'm gonna be pissed!!!! I've brought my lower heeled shoes for the event and I've asked my daughter to write my list and check it twice. She's coming to supervise.....

Laters eh??? Love youse all.

[Miss Behaving]

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While you're on Reg, we've just booked tickets to come to Melbourne for my niece's wedding on Australia Day weekend. Book out some time in your diary for a cofffee :-)

Menu for the 21st ....... something easy. Rotiserie chicken (skin on) in crusty white bread with lots of butter. I'm sure zombies dont need to worry about heart disease and cholesterol :H

[tawnyfrog]

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They're onto us, Undies, but they think we're stupid.

Just got an email from both OzSale and DealsDirect saying "Time is running out ..."

Well they can get rooted. So can the purveyors of fine seafood at Safeways in the biggish little town. The joint smelled like dead fish. Unacceptacle. Fish yes. Ocean yes. Dead fish? NOOOOOO!

So today's Linner was a vegetarian option. Might leave some out for the zombies on the 21st ... it's bound to give them the runs.

[myhappyplace]

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Yum, but have to agree on having a steak....am starving...just eating the rest of the dark chocolate with cranberry...fusk the no sugar today...

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Fair enough.
Zombies don't have to watch their carbs and sugars either.

I'm thinking I may as well actually give my account number to the arbitrator of the estate of my dead Nigerian uncle too.

Must give this place a deep clean on the 20th. I'd hate the zombies to think I'm tardy.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

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Speaking of Zombies, HELLOOOO lovely Undie folks........waving wildly sporting a large cheesy grin.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

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There is still time to leave before the 21st but where to go eh, check this cool graphic out.

BBC - Future - Science & Environment - How big is space?

[myhappyplace]

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Ktabbers, I love it...live long and prosper! and how nice to see you...

I'm rooted Undies....spent the evening at the hairdressers eating Tim Tams and getting rid of the grey roots...totally fusked the no choccie thing....and arrived home to find Mr Happs in bed - work work work - and the locusts waiting for - wait for it - Panko breadcrumbs to cook arancini....and watching the Family Guy movies....glad its holidays...such a bad mother...

[myhappyplace]

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Reggie;1426248 wrote: Panko breadcrumbs to cook arancini. WTF is arancini ??? and wake Mr happy up!!! with that "Click Click beep beep of the Rav !!!!sounds like he needs some sympathy RAV sex

:H:H no way....

Arancini = leftover risotto, stuffed with mozzarella and dipped in egg, flour and crumbs and deep fried....the diets out the door...

Hows it been working from home? many distractions?