Santa's Little Underoos

[myhappyplace]

Santa's Little Underoos

Guitarista;1430142 wrote:
Better get some rooting in. Happy anniversary Saucy!

:H Thanks Mr G...

And hi to Sunshine!

I'm in a bit of a happy ! mood...its raining - right on the fire created by the twats two doors away....

[tawnyfrog]

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Why have the two doors down twats crated a fire at this time of year???

Well, I'm in a bit of a sad mood because I had to cancel going to the family bun fight in Melbourne tomorrow. I really throb that annual get-together but stroke bloke (who shall from now on be referred to as Nigel because he's the most unlikely looking Nigel I've ever met) is not yet stable enough to be left alone for two days - nor is he agile enough to handle the steps and stairs that would have to be negotiated at brother's house. So - apart from a time in the dark dim distant past when I lived in the UK for 3 years, this is the first Family Not-Christmas Gig I will miss. ***sob***

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Cakes!

I started running today!!!.....Through Target, circumvented Toys-R-Us, skidded to a halt in Medicare, spoke to a bloke called Roy who was a mouthbreather, pole vaulted the line to widdle on Santa's knee, commando rolled through the Woollies auto doors, sprinted back to the car and out......

I was wondering about your Melbourne do Froglette`. I know how much you enjoy it, and being tucked back in by the time everyone else goes mental. That's a real shame for everbody. Next year will be extra special.


Raggsy that's really naughty but thankyou.

Hiya Sunshinedaisies.

Mr G you should defo run....they are scoping your brains mate.....

[myhappyplace]

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[QUOTE=tawnyfrog;1430156]Why have the two doors down twats crated a fire at this time of year???
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Coz they are twats...the zombies will go hungry if they go knocking at their door.

Sorry to hear about your family Christmas, know how much you enjoy it.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Day 2 of the holidays and the 'V' music channel has been running almost constantly.

What is the system with music videos these days?
I have never seen so much crotch touching and psuedo girl-on-girl action.
Don't they realise it's already been done to death?
Gack, I would have to say.
Twats...

[myhappyplace]

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Mmm...I'm having second thoughts about the new amp the middle locust wants for his guitar...the one hes got is so loud...maybe I can just send him down to Mr G?? Like a holiday music camp...

Is everyone daks down yet? Every email I've sent for work has come back with "This office is unattended until blah blah"....I reckon everyones off skipping with Missy and Nicey....

[byebyebridgetjones]

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:HYou do realise we sound like a couple of anti-Christmas missiles, don't you?:H

[myhappyplace]

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byebyebridgetjones;1430199 wrote: :HYou do realise we sound like a couple of anti-Christmas missiles, don't you?:H

Possibly...but no...no way...I love Christmas...especially this Christmas...just dont like loud noise...anymore...coz I'm getting old...

Off to look spectacular....red dress and new shoes...high ones....nose bleed material...:H

[tawnyfrog]

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myhappyplace;1430204 wrote:

Off to look spectacular....red dress and new shoes...high ones....nose bleed material...

Well you see, that's exactly why I'll always be a twat and never a proper woman, like.

So, as I've now officially knocked off, I sat in the shade and read the November Delicious mag. Found a little piece which said:

"Small Mercies

The daintily named 1 Week Ailleurs Autrement Undergarment Bag is a chic way to store your intimates when you're away from home. $120.

visit: plumevoyage.fr"

Now, I visited plumevoyage and I'm still in the dark. I roolly, rooly want to spend $120 to store my intimates ... but how???

Obvious twat material. :upset:

[byebyebridgetjones]

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I prefer to store my intimates in the top door with a manky old bar of soap from 1998 and all of the boy's confiscated sling shots.

[Guitarista]

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myhappyplace;1430189 wrote: Mmm...I'm having second thoughts about the new amp the middle locust wants for his guitar...the one hes got is so loud...maybe I can just send him down to Mr G?? Like a holiday music camp...

He's welcome, but he's gonna need at least 100 watts of valve amp output. Can i also recommend a seperate quad box (big square speaker box with 4 x 12" 25 watt speakers, preferably 'Celestion' brand) He'll need to thrash it a bit before it starts sounding noice. Hope this helps Happs.

There are a few strange looking folk loitering outside my joint. I don't recall advertising for band members of late. Not sure what to make of em yet........

[Guitarista]

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Look. You can't go past a Shuka bag for storing one's intimates i reckon.

I'll ring Chris in Africa and see if he can send one over for you TF.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Guitarista;1430218 wrote:
There are a few strange looking folk loitering outside my joint. I don't recall advertising for band members of late. Not sure what to make of em yet........

Just keep looking through the peephole and let us know......

[tawnyfrog]

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Guitarista;1430218 wrote:

There are a few strange looking folk loitering outside my joint. Not sure what to make of em yet........

That.is.sooo.spooky!

I saw some of them in the local IGA. They had empty trolleys and no lists. They didn't even squeeze the avocados. Creepy.

[Guitarista]

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Bout an hour and a half to go according to Saucy's locust mail.

I dunno, i'm just not as gee'd up as i was a couple of days ago.....