Hewo! Lovely to see ya. I need to snuggle into ma pit.... otherwise i'll be up all night and i have an exUminAshun tomorrow so need to know how to spell me name and such like.
Maybe for going in you should get REALLY dolled up - like in AbFab, like Edwina! Yeah, with fag in one hand, a bottle in the other and a swagger that would make John Wayne jealous.
ZEN: Alright dahlings. Yes I know, I know, I know... you've AWL been waiting for me. I knoooowwww. Well. Here I am. ... I say, It's quite like a hotel. Here, take my bottle. Yuh, thanks. Is there a mini-bar in my room? ... .... Excuse me? .... No? What do you mean "no"? I have come here to be rehabilitated - do you have any idea how stressful that is? What I am having to go through both physically and mentally? The least you could do is let me have a mini-bar in my room. Just one god damn small, wee, tiny, ickle effin feckin MINI-BAR! ... No? Oh. .... Pretty please? Pretty, pretty please? Really? .... OH ALRIGHT THEN, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. Miserable sober sods the lot of you.
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