Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Zenstyle;1428970 wrote: But I'm a bloomin Chef! I worked as a Chef for years..........

OK. I will open my mind. And report back. Seriously.... I will defo not be obtuse and I will listen to what they say..... :l

Good or I'll smack you upside the head...................in the nicest possible way, of course.

And stop fecking over thinking it, yer head will fall off.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Recluse;1428971 wrote: I'm still waiting for that pic of mollers in her polka dot dressing gown. Reckon she's playing hard to get!

Aye, that's what I heard all right!!! Them fluffly slippers of hers are at a premium!!! I doubt you can afford to see the polka dot dressing gown... she hasn't even shown that to US!!!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

JackieClaire;1428976 wrote:
And stop fecking over thinking it, yer head will fall off.

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Mick;1428973 wrote: Aha that drawing is very simple my dear friends.....it is a hand held (as opposed to galactically mounted) interstellar fulcrum finder which is simultaneously balanced in a horizontal mode spectrometric diffusing reducer.........or it could be a torch :H:H:H

I see (said the blind man)
I don't (said the dumb)
And the lame man walked away :H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

I can't keep up:upset:

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Can I stick my tuppence worth in re AL in non-drinks things?

On the whole I'd agree with what Zen just said... But for me, I have a tendency to go overboard with these things. Like I was a vegan for 6 months years ago (nothing moral or political about it - i wis in love wi' a lass who wis a vegan), and I became fecking militant about it... when really i of all people had the least reason to be (turns out i was never a real vegan due to my daily consumption of Guninness :H). So I could see myself going absolutely no AL AT ALL WHATSOEVER. Maybe I will, but for now i won't drink AL.

My dad said when he was telling me how he cooked the dinner last week said, "oh and there's some cider in there too..." And I'm like... well, how can i refuse dinner? That'd be rude. And does it matter? Will I taste it (no)? Will I crave a beer after it (no). Personally, it's more to do with association - i don't associate medicines with AL in it, or food with AL in it (other than perhaps the xmas pud with the brandy cos it's SOOO over-powering - but we're not having that this year *phew*) as 'drinking'. I don't crave a drink because i had a sauce with wine in it. I crave a drink for what it is - the drink. In fact I prolly associate (and need to be more mindful of) drinking AL more when I drink AF beer than i do with food that has been cooked in AL.

But that's me. Or, that's me today. It might be that in 6 months time I change my tune. Has been known to happen. Bit of a flip-flop me. Me, my hair and the Lib-Dems, we'd be best chums. Flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop...

[anon]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Quest for the key;1428982 wrote: I can't keep up:upset:

Me neither! I am not cut out for internet forums methinks

[anon]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

I love reading all the posts though! but not quick enough with replies

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

anon;1428986 wrote: I love reading all the posts though! but not quick enough with replies

reckon it's cos we all replies at the same times and then its likes its confusing and and hecks i just tries to sticks my oars in nows and agains :new:

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

anon;1428985 wrote: Me neither! I am not cut out for internet forums methinks

:H:H

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

Jaysus! Arsey, Yer flip-flopper!!! lol

I feel the same. The wine in the sauce won't make me want to drink. What makes me want to drink is.......................... wanting to drink!

It's a game that is being played in my head... for me. For others it is different. Me... I am more emotionally dependent than chemical. Not one of those things is better than the other, it's all horrid. Makes no difference to the chances of "curing" oneself. Emotional, chemical, physical... whatevah! It is all the same at the end of the day. And it's not a fair playing field. This is not like diabetes, if you see what I mean. It is, as they say, very cunning and very insidious and never bloody forget it...

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

see what i mean mrsa?! :H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

I get the emotional thing - i reckon that's what led me here in the first place (over a period of nearly 18 years)... using AL to deal with emotions that I couldn't deal with (or even wasn't conscious of perhaps - or didn't want to make myself conscious of). OOOooo the lad sounds cryptic!

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

OK... I am officially slowing down now. I am a wee bit quick on the draw with the posts. I don't mean to make youz all feel bad though... and I may be calmer this time next month. I HOPE I am. Sorry if I've pizzed yiz off.....

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread, Tuesday the 18th and it's almost frikken Chrimbo again!!!!

I'm not saying that alcohol in food might send anyone on a bender, just I have tried doing all those things before and it didn't work.

Now I've listened to people with waayyyyyyyyyyyy much more sober time than me and it works. It's not hard.

And I offended a blooming sight more people while I've been hammered than if I turned down a bit of Christmas pud.