Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

[betty boop]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

This is the bus that the bitches were on ...

Any comments now? .... better than any limo ......

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

So does this mean I am the Oprah of Bitches? I need a moment..........

[DidItForMe]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I hear that bus is moving again....

[betty boop]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I see BIG claws there Kate xx

[chrysa]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Lusch,

Yes, I feel that you are the "O" Bitch !

[chrysa]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

betty, now that's a ride befitting a bitch!

kate, you golden 2-timin' gemini !!

[chrysa]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

At one with your duality Gemini !-- You are making the Universe disappear!!! OK...I concede Sorceress....

And Lusch..and may I please insert the olde Jenneh-English "c" into your name ---

Like the Alpha dog... A
You are the Omega bitch ..O
The beginning by male...
The End Feminine !
THE O (mega) BITCH

I am having too much fun....I'm sorry..you must punish me for having fun...I know I am not supposed to...I did that once ...I just forgot...I'm sorry

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I will carry the banner of the O Bitch gracefully.

Kate in that snide, sarcastic smile, hon, I see some spinach between your teeth.

[Preciouspinot]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

LMAO...that was good

[tawnyfrog]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Fpinach?

[Allie]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

DiditforMe,
Thats great that you can be a bitch to your dog and outbith her! I have learned that fine art as well. She adores my husband (and I secretly love her too but she must never figure it out or my control will be lost). All is takes is a glare from me to poor Luci, and she slinks on the floor to her belly and slowly rolls over with her paws in the air! My daughter feels the same way that I do about her, so we were making jokes at the dinner table about how we got "unlucky" and didnt get any of that poisoned dog food that has been recalled. (We use Iams). My daughter said, "How come we couldnt have got some of that good stuff?" My husband just glared at her and she said, "Only kidding Dad". But as soon as hubby looked away, she and I both gave a "knowing" grin and smile....:H

[KatieSmiles]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

oh, so much to learn...sigh


K

[gabby]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

boy oh boy....im with you katiesmiles.....just when I thought I was on a roll....i am overwhelmed. And all the men bitches are defintally scared off....running, running, running away. Like poodles with their tails between their legs. Even those short tails. Not a trace of em.
And you and I.....we are watching from the sidelines....soon to jump in.
(I think)

[DidItForMe]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

A man bitch....hmmm....wouldn't that be a mitch?

Hey Mitch, fetch me my ice tea. I'm reading my book and can't bothered right now. That's a good boy.

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

LOL! Love it! A Mitch.

I am working on my lesson plan for the day and am not feeling inspired. If any of you other bitches have some pearls of wisdom, please share.