Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

So Kate, are you owning up to being a bitch, or are you just providing helpful tips for those still learning how to be one?

[Beaches]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I bow to you..........

[Breez]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Well I've got the " you think I'm a Bitch. You just wait one more week. I'll show you PMSing Bitch! Be afraid, be very afraid" part all set.

[Lucy Van Pelt]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

hmmm... I have the worst time being a bitch..UNTIL I feel TRULY crossed...then


I AM BITCH EXTRODINAIRE!!!


RUUUFFFFFF

[ScoobyDoo]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

~Ohhhh, I'm so scared~
ray:







Bitch!

[Cashregister]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Oh you are all too nice...go stand outside the gates of my daughter's private school just b4 the bell goes - then you'd find out what a real bitch is....a woman who can have it in for other people's children (cause hers are perfect of course)...give me strength........!!!

There are hundreds of them - in packs - it's a nightmare

My child is not perfect and I admit it - I do not even count!!!

Cashy
xxxxx

[Bluebell]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I have moved schools because of other mother's bitching.

Their children are turning into mini-me bitches.

It's all very sad.

Anyway, carry on bitching!

I mean don't let me stand in your way of bitching supremeness.

Whatever.

Talk to the hand.






(Lame I know.... I tried to muster up as much bitchiness as I could and that's what came out.)

[Bluebell]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

As if.

[tawnyfrog]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

:no::no:

Nah.
Too twee.


:yuk::yuk:

Not enough passion.

[Bluebell]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Yeah...... like you could do better?

NOT!

[tawnyfrog]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Of course I couldn't.

But ...


I smile in your general direction.

[Bluebell]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

OMG! Tawny!

I actually felt that smile.

Okay, I'm scared now.

No, I mean it ....... I really am scared. Tawny stop smiling at me.:upset:

[tawnyfrog]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

That ain't no smile.

That, my dear, is my best rictus grin.

Works every time ...

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Blue and Tawny need some bitch lessons. You are much too nice..............lesson #2 coming tomorrow.......

and where is Jenneh, the passive aggressive bitch????

[Bluebell]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Nice eh?

I'll show you how nice I can be.

(But could you wait till the 19th ............if you know what I mean .... thanks)