Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

[gabby]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Oh Boy.....you are comin quiet well Allie! I am still workin on my sentences. You know the ones lushy is havin me do for detention. I am a bitch and proud of it. I am a bitch and proud of it. I am a bitch and proud of it. (spelled correctly)

My cats are starin at me and my date wants me to hurry.

Maybe if I go off my prozac I can be bitchier quicker.

[Allie]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I'm weaning off Lexapro... maybe that's the fuel in me!

How long do have detention? Apparently the teacher is not overseeing you right now... you could misspell some things and leave them on her desk? Sounds bitchy to me!

[Allie]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Oh, I missed a detail...

You say your date wants you to hurry?? I think you need to refer back to Lush's advice on dates. I think you should tell him that you will be ready when you are ready. Does he have a problem with that? :H

Fix a latte and relax.

[dilayne]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

OK, I've been contemplating 'the bitch' all day...I tell you, it requires mastery on a moment to moment basis...the hubby decided he wanted to shop, cook dinner for me (mostly because I gave him the green light on some wine) and he FINALLY comes home, totally with his own agenda in mind, gets stressed about cooking the dinner he promised ALL day long..I know him, I jump up and dice the veggies, clean the dishes, etc. so it will be easier, but realize his gift is for himself...it's at a cost to me..he thinks if he gets me drunk, and caters to me, that that is enough...he doesn't realize that he is trying to buy a queen for a dollar and fifteen cents...now, tell me someone...with total bitch expertise, how to be a bitch with the utmost integrity..to do it so they totally get the message...I just never bougt into the idea that being a bitch, just to be a bitch ever got me anywhere...I wanna know how to do it to get somehwere.....anyone got a clue???

[gabby]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

But Allie......I like him and want to have sex.

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Gabby, your DATE is waiting for you?? You DO NOT have a date tonight, remember?????

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

And Di, your question is so heavy, I need a night to sleep on it........If being a bitch does not come natural to you then you have come to the right place. I hope "date night" gets better......

[gabby]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

what would you do??????? write about being a bitch or go have ........????

talk to ya all later we can resume class tomorrow.

Next week's classes can be about bad girls. I'll help teach.

[gabby]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Im back.....ready for school where's everyone at?
Dang now I gotta go to work.

[KatieSmiles]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Hello Bitches
I was referred here. Seems I need some lessons.

Katie

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

LOL Katie. I am glad you did not take offense to me referring you here.

Bitch lesson for the day:

Being a bitch does not mean being an aggressive, nasty, overbearing person. There are those who will perceive bitchy behaviour as such, because some people perceive any honest, blunt, activist or steadfast behaviour by a woman to be negative, and thus attribute negative labels to the behaviour. It is up to you to decide what you consider to be aggressive, nasty, overbearing, and other obnoxious behaviours and strive to NOT be that.

[sammys]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Hey lush, I did not get where I am today in the business world today by laying down and getting walked all over by employees, salespersons and any other person I have needed to get my business where it is today. I think bitch lesson of the day is really true in the business world, you have to be honest, blunt, your own activist and stick to your guns.


Hears a big pat on the back to all you successful women!!!

Sammys

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

The subtle snide bitch is a good thing.

[Beaches]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Kate, that is priceless!

[Allie]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Kate,
Good thing you and I weren't in line together at Safeway or Target.