Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

[gabby]

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Well I am improving.....at my lunch break this weekend there was a guy holdin up the line at a fast food place visiting. (I thought only women did that). Well its not like I have forever to get my stuff ya know. So I was thinkin "either order your damm food or get out a here" Well I am way to nice to say that sort a thing. So I nudged the lady next to me and said it to her quietly. She was much more bitchier than I and went ahead and blurted it right out. So the guy looked at both of us and I just pointed her way and shrugged my shoulders then he got irritated and stomped off.

I think I deserve an "A" for exercising the Passive Aggresive Bitch skill that Jen has demonstrated. That lady would'a never done it if it wasnt for me givin her the idea.

[Allie]

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Gabby, that is hysterical! I wasnt quite sure what a passive aggressive bitch was, but now it's clear. I think that's what I am too. Say what you really feel to a "qualified" bitch and let her open her mouth! Well... I think I'm gettin the hang of it after Target.

[InnerStrength]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

Good work Gabbs! Thats a great first step toward being a passive aggressive bitch!
Indeed, getting others worked up enough to do the "dirty" bitchy work is a real skill that can be honed and polished over time. And it works well - it really does. And the bonus? you look squeaky clean and sweet at the same time!
Bravo my good friend, bravo!

[InnerStrength]

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And Kate your story about teh Safeway incident literally made me spit my coffee across the room. Well done!

[gabby]

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Thanks Jen, I am truly puttin my best foot forward on this bitchie stuff. My boyfriend knows all about this bitch training thats goin on. He says good luck to you guys. He doesnt think you will be able to train me at all. He says its just not my style.
Ha! We'll show him eh!!!!
He and I were tellin my sons GF about this too. (she still talks to me even tho my son doesnt) My BF was tellin her that I was in the training.
She said WHAT? your in BITCH TRAINING? then she said WHY????? Thats easy!
Geeze.....I feel like such a dip stick, dummy, dork.

[lushy]

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Ha!!! Gabs we will show your boyfriend. Soon he will be trying to ban you from coming to this website.

I think perhaps it is I who needs more lesson in the passive-aggressive bitch style. I tend to be the lady in the fast food restaurant who does the blurting out. Thank you to any and all for continued tips in this area.

[chrysa]

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Luschy,

Thank you for doing such great and needed work in this area.

Are you taking on any new students? Do you have a refresher course for those in need? It is always good to go back to basics. Have you published your Bitch Manual yet?

I know you are busy. Thank you in advance for your time.

Best Regards, C

[InnerStrength]

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Of course! A bitch manual! Why didnt we think of it, ladies? (and gentlemen, of course)!
We'll make MILLIONS, MILLIONS, I say!! Lusch, get your thinking cap on.....

[lucky 2.0]

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You can pitch it to RJ @ Capalo Press!

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

I am certain someone as intelligent as RJ would love nothing more than to publish a bitch manual. I will start working on our proposal right now.

[chrysa]

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Lusch,
I am a writer like you. I can help you. I am in between contracts right now. I need this..millions, millions, millions, ...ahhhh....I love the sound of that whisper...mill....i....onsss....

[InnerStrength]

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This is brilliant. Shall I begin drafting the proposal with regard to the "passive aggressive" bitch chapter?

[gabby]

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Again.....I must get some of the proceeds here for thinkin up this whole Bitch training class thing in the begining.
I KNOW!!!!! We can have a seminar convention thing too! And each of us can speak in our area of expertise. Then make the manual. What do you bitches think?

[InnerStrength]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

YES!!! We each have a role to play. This is going to be so GREAT!

[lushy]

Lushy's Learn to Be a Bitch Class

The class has MY name attached to it so I suggest all of you bitches me nice to me if you expect a cut in the profit.

Yes, Jen you getting working on the PAB chapter, I will get working on the LOB chapter (loud, obnoxious bitch). I believe Kate can handle the SSB (subtle, snide bitch). Let's see, what else? Chrysa, perhaps you would like to cover the Witchy Bitch chapter? Lucky could do the ICSNB (It comes so natural bitch) chapter.

Anyone else that would like to jump in and offer their expertise on their particular subcategory of bitchiness please let me know.

You know where I can be reached.