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    New Year Underoos.....

    Happy Hump Day y'all.

    So sad to hear about the recent losses. I hope everyone is feeling a bit less sad today.

    Mr G - usual salute to you my friend, and thanks for the offer to help with my cat situ. Arrived home yesterday to a bed covered in fur ball vomit! How can one little thing do so much yukness. Ewww....can't talk about it! Lady Dharma seems to have fully recovered and loves me just as much as ever, even though I took her to the vet and they stuck it to her! Oscar the cadaver dog is amazing, and each day we bond with him just a bit more. He really has fit in very well and is already much loved.

    Had the best sleep ever last night. Had a dream about some guy who had been in therapy since 1917 and even had pics of his punch up session with whoever it was he was in therapy about. Weirdness....means nought to moi!

    This morning on the radio station I tune into to get my traffic updates, I heard they have a word of they day segment. Today's word is O.R.T - not as good as what our Tawny comes up with! My chest puffed out when I realised this announcer has nothing on our wordsmith woman!!

    Hope you're still snug Cinders. Hard to image that a click of a mouse away people are snowed in! Who would have thought that even 50 years ago? Not the snowed in bit - the mouse click.....

    It's pretty busy here at the moment, and I must confess to feeling a tiny bit stressed! Have a meeting this morning with the hair pulling brat. I'm half prepared but really should get back to pulling all my info together so I look professional. I've got the hair up, which should portray the Ice Princess persona I'm famous for at times......

    Glad to have you all in my life - means a lot!!!

    So, here I go and not sure if I'll get time to peek at you at little lunch. When the milk gets delivered under the tree in the playground, can someone save me a bottle please?

    ...... stand clear - doors closing.......
    It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
    Mother Theresa

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      Morning all,

      The pic of that donkey's ass ort to be banned ...

      Seriously but, don't you think "bee's dick" is a much better way of saying "ort"?

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        I have always used "ort" as a scrap of food. Am I incorrect? Crossword word.

        Cindi
        AF April 9, 2016

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          btw, I've heard of the bee's knees but not the bee's dick. Learning all kinds of things from all of you.

          Cindi
          AF April 9, 2016

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            tawnyfrog;1444549 wrote: Morning all,

            The pic of that donkey's ass ort to be banned ...

            Seriously but, don't you think "bee's dick" is a much better way of saying "ort"?
            Right on gorgeous...

            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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              Cinders;1444552 wrote: I have always used "ort" as a scrap of food. Am I incorrect? Crossword word.

              Cindi
              Yep, you're right Cinders.
              It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
              Mother Theresa

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                tawnyfrog;1444549 wrote:

                Seriously but, don't you think "bee's dick" is a much better way of saying "ort"?
                Yep, agreed. I used to say "I don't give a flying fusk" but now I'm much more mature and sophisticated I say (thanks to you) "I don't give a bee's dick!!"

                Bee's dick is quite useful, in that it can be used in many scenarios me thinks.....

                For example, I'm off to meet with the hair yanking maniac and I don't give a bee's dick if carries on....

                Or, I'd like to eat two slices of raisin toast with a bees dick of ricotta cheese!

                Or, there's a bee's dick of a chance that I'll win some money soon....
                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                Mother Theresa

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                  Good luck with the hair pulling tanty haver Nicey. I remember the tiny wee milk bottles. Our 2nd grade teacher used to get us to save the caps intact and make toffees in them for us. She was a lovely lady.

                  Hiya Lilly. You've had a fair bit of bad luck with it lately haven't you love? Must be your turn for a bit of peace.

                  Hello everyone else.....that donkey's bottom almost made me spit my breakfast....which is very small these days because I want my bottom to be an ort instead of a barge....
                  If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                  Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                    Guitarista;1443632 wrote: Are you talking to yourself again Rags?
                    Did Mr G just say something to me?
                    Nup, I must be talking to myself again...

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                      nicelife;1444570 wrote: Yep, agreed. I used to say "I don't give a flying fusk" but now I'm much more mature and sophisticated I say (thanks to you) "I don't give a bee's dick!!"

                      Bee's dick is quite useful, in that it can be used in many scenarios me thinks.....

                      For example, I'm off to meet with the hair yanking maniac and I don't give a bee's dick if carries on....

                      Or, I'd like to eat two slices of raisin toast with a bees dick of ricotta cheese!

                      Or, there's a bee's dick of a chance that I'll win some money soon....
                      I think you're right about bees dick. However, have you noticed how often someone uses it in response to my posts.
                      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                        Good mid morning Undies,

                        Tawn, I think you are even more B&I than Happs.
                        What’s the OT for? Helping your friend get around the place?
                        Your parking fine reminds me of the whopping $179 I got when I was taking Tigger around Sydney.
                        When next in Ballabloodyrat see if you can track down some Serendipity salted palm sugar ice cream… it’ll soothe away all ill. (Beats the pants off Tom and Jerry’s or Bill and Ben’s or what ever it is…)

                        salted caramel swirl ice cream

                        Although, you may not be able to get it down there but.

                        Hello Lily,
                        How goes it?
                        Life has some cruel twists to it doesn’t it.


                        Happs, sorry if I was a little too flippant yesterday, but you didn’t mention the chook by name.

                        Tradies: I’m still waiting for the gutter man to ring me… he was going to ring last Friday. I’ll give him a buzz when I get off the computer.

                        Hello Cinders…. Keep those wings warm.

                        Hiya Techie, Geez, there doesn’t seem to be much fodder there for that little ass.

                        G’day Nicey, Sorry, the milk’s gone off. Somebody left the crate out in the sun without the insulating cover ….


                        Bridge, I just ADORED Miss Robinson, my teacher in 1st Class.

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                          Hi Rags its lovely to see you. I am doing well. My best to you & Mr.
                          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                            byebyebridgetjones;1444111 wrote:

                            Sounds like you need a good treat TF?
                            Yay! It happened. Some kind samaritan offered to do the Ballabloodyrat run for me today which leaves me free to play with my oven until about 5pm by which time it will be within a bee's dick's ort of being finished ...

                            So Undies - Remember to get a donkey's ass up ya but.

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                              Photo update please Frog.
                              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                                salted caramel swirl ice cream


                                DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT ANY OF THIS ICE CREAM, UNLESS YOU HAVE ENORMOUS SELF CONTROL!! IF YOU START, YOU WILL, WITHOUT A DOUBT, EAT THE WHOLE TUB........

                                Don't say I didn't warn you. No amount of cardio will get rid of that lot!!!!
                                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                                Mother Theresa

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