Bad feelings

[lushy]

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Kate, you need to write your chapter in the bitch manual first. If you will proceed over to the classroom you will see you were assigned a chapter.

[chrysa]

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Well Kate.....you cannot have the "Cursed" ... I had a consulting contract for 2 days in Feb. A recuiter-pimp bitch told me I was noty going to get paid for a month & half. I went to client. Recruiter-pimp bitch fired me on the spot. A few days later -- husband was fired. Next few days every thing I touched went to hell in hand-basket:
--froze my daughter's laptop
--froze my husbands PC
--dog shit in garage for first time -- in MY vines for making Xmas wreaths which I never got around to
--I broke out crying for fear I was cursed & would wreck my car if I drove it
--my license was suspended because of a parking ticket of my daughter's in city of Newark...thank God I was able to get it restored under the Hubby radar..
-- honest to God walked in front of TV & it stopped

My daughter told me to go to my bedroom & try to rechannel this obvious loser, paranoid, self-fullfilling prophecy energy!!!!! LOL

This is all the truth..so help me God.

[betty boop]

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Chrys, don't go for the sympathy vote LOL

Everything is MY FAULT xx

[KatieSmiles]

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This is seriously the funniest thread ever!

Loves ya K

[Kimmy]

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TOC - you are correct it is my fault -for you to feel guilt you must be reminded every day that everything is your fault and my husband does just that - and you know who needs broad shoulders when you a woman!

- the Bunny does eggs that look like bricks - and you know an egg shaped like a brick would be difficult to pass - and how would the bunny carry them - the guilt should be on him - everything is evolving why not the egg. - you ladies are making me drunk, who thought no alcohol just bitchy, paranoid, guilty MAD ladies -

You know what MAD stands for - Make A Difference - and boy do you ladies do that.

So go forth and be MAD: If MAD can mean Make A Difference then:

Guilty : Good
Paranoid: Passionate
Bitchy: Beautiful

You can fill in the rest of the letters - I dare you - well we are back to work games!

by the way do you thing you either scared Mack away or do you think he just was so proud of you to make a Bad Feeling such a good one.

[Bluebell]

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Kimmy, I don't want to be bitchy or for you to get paranoid but what is your avatar?

And, yeah.... it was the Bunny. Blame the Bunny. He did it all.

[Kimmy]

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Bluebell, It is a Prune - Alcohole has sucked all the life out of me and left me dryed out and wrinkeled - but one day I will be a plum -

Now I feel guilty about looking funny, again its the Bunny -so cute and fluffy bouncing around and eating carrots - what a life.

[lorisunshine]

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Ah Kimmy, you may look a little desicated, but you still pack a powerful punch when one has too many of you. Bluebelle you should try that and report back to us.
Kimmy, all you need is a lot of H2O and in no time you will become your beautiful, plump old self again.
L