Hey Irish

[gabby]

Irish,
I tried to put a orange peel on my orange tabbys head like you did....and he DID NOT like it.

How did you do that?

[Guest]

Hey Irish

Making tabby ala Orange?

[irishlady]

Hey Irish

Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
release you will have a neutered tom..

5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
releasing him from the board..

8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
fun for you and your family..

I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

With Love, Louise xx

[betty boop]

Hey Irish

Louise, You are sooo funny .... LOL xx

[irishlady]

Hey Irish

By the way gabby, forgot to say, this works well with all animals, though depending on the size you may need a smaller or larger board..

[lorisunshine]

Hey Irish

Irish, I am laughing so hard, I can barely see for tears.
I don't want to do that to my kitties, but would you help me to do that to my neighbor. I can just see him clip-clopping in the backyard. Oh, man, I would love to do this. Would you help me? Oh, sweet revenge.
Lori

[Mrs Macks]

Hey Irish

Gabby and Louise, you two always manage to make my day, you are my little rays of sunshine XX

[irishlady]

Hey Irish

Lori, of course I'll help you...

You will need about 3 sleeping pills, a very large board to stand him on, oh, by the way, if he is really a pain in the ass I would suggest you don't hold him up while putting the orange peel hat on his head, let him sit on the board, butt naked, ooohh, rrrriipppppppp.

[ScoobyDoo]

Hey Irish

:H

Oh that's funny! I'm going to try this with a soccer ball on my dog. Irish, My dog has really cute ears. Will it ruin the effect if I cut some ear holes?

[brightfield]

Hey Irish

Sleepers

irishlady;109399 wrote: Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
release you will have a neutered tom..

5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
releasing him from the board..

8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
fun for you and your family..

I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

With Love, Louise xx

Hey irish, if my docs would give me sleeping pills i might be able to give up the demon.

[irishlady]

Hey Irish

Come on DooDoo, just how stupid do you think your dog will look with his ears sticking out of half a soccer ball, please, lets treat these animals ( and neighbours ) with the dignity they deserve, so, no holes for ears...

[betty boop]

Hey Irish

Louise, Any tips for my German Shepherd? Or come to think about it, My Husband?????

Thanks in anticipation, Paula xx

[irishlady]

Hey Irish

Well brightfield, they may work, but a word of warning, now that I have put these instructions out there, the world and his wife will be experimenting with animals, people and bits of fruit, so before you go to sleep, LOCK YOUR BEDROOM DOOR...

[lorisunshine]

Hey Irish

Irish, you have refined the procedure even more. Yes, crazy glue and bare ass without any support. That should do it. Thanks for your help.
L.

[ScoobyDoo]

Hey Irish

Come 'er Rocky