Army Thread Friday 8th February

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

JackieClaire;1459336 wrote: And then she was gone.............nom, nom, nom.

:H enjoy Jacks

Arsey did ya no enjoy yer night? Are ya watchin BBC4? Or asleep?

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

JC - forgot to mention, we got a kid in one of our dance classes at work by the name of Geordie Stalker!

I shit you not.

[satz123]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

JackieClaire;1459328 wrote: I know I just can't go back there. I just don't have another quit in me. I am totally convinced that another relapse will kill me.

Did you see the film JC - you should go - good night out the 'ol cinema.

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

x-post WeePea, ach it was aright... better than being in and being a mope!

TV orf... just waiting till snoozelville rides into town!

Did ye go for a walk in the end?

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

Hiya Satz :wavin:

Arsey, aye went for a lovely walk in the rain. Started it with steam comin out me ears and by time i was comin back up the hill i was kinda a bit giddy Had a bath and me dinner and am chilled, only prob is may be up half the nite as slept late this morn. Hope yer snoozeville arrives soon, nighters x

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

sweetpea29;1459349 wrote: Hiya Satz :wavin:

Arsey, aye went for a lovely walk in the rain. Started it with steam comin out me ears and by time i was comin back up the hill i was kinda a bit giddy Had a bath and me dinner and am chilled, only prob is may be up half the nite as slept late this morn. Hope yer snoozeville arrives soon, nighters x

good good - walks are brill for destressing...roight, going to me pit, snoozleville has arrived. night night!

[Mick]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

Just a few current jokes doing the rounds!

?All this talk of Richard III?s remains found in a car park, but no mention of what kind of car he drove.?
Leicester Car parks would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused whilst running a skeleton service.?

?NCP lured Richard III in with a January Deal. It was the winter of discount rents. I am so ashamed.?

?After months of dedicated scientific research we concluded this is the body of Richard III when we found his name in his underpants.?

?I?ve got a hunch it?s going to be Richard III.?

?Richard III fit for work, says ATOS??

?BREAKING: ?Traces of Richard III DNA found in Tesco burgers.?

An anagram of ?hamburgers? is ?Shergar Bum?.?

I bought a burger at Tesco?s cafe, the waitress said ?would you like anything on it??, I replied ?a fiver each way ?.? :H

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website? I then clicked on ?add to cart?.?

You think Findus Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas.?

I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat

and I marked it as spam.

Will Tesco be sponsoring the Queen Elizabeth Diamond Steaks?

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

Midnight lurpacking with some tea and toast. Please help yourself.

[porqoui]

Army Thread Friday 8th February

Thanks Jacks....that looks great :goodjob: