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    #406
    Underoos and Friends - March

    techie;1474340 wrote: Thanks sweetie. BTW, you are none of those things. Oh yeah, I guess I should mention I've never played umbridge. Difficult?
    Now I know why when I've used that joke in the past it never ever got a laugh. I believe its umbrage...MY BAD TOO :upset:
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      #407
      Underoos and Friends - March

      techie;1474364 wrote: Now I know why when I've used that joke in the past it never ever got a laugh. I believe its umbrage...MY BAD TOO :upset:
      It is if your name's not bridge
      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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        #408
        Underoos and Friends - March

        byebyebridgetjones;1474365 wrote: It is if your name's not bridge
        :H :h
        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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          #409
          Underoos and Friends - March

          I bet Mussy's shutting brucks rught now.

          Please don't forget, Undies ... she arrives tomorrow so if there's any last-minute cleaning or tidying to do - please do so NOW. Don't forget to dust the top of all architraves and picture frame mouldings. Please lift, shake and sweep under the outside door mats. Please dispose of dessicated mouse/rat/wombat corpses promptly and aesthetically. You might like to check the state of your crisper drawers ...

          There'll be a meeting of the massed bands and choir at first light tomorrow to make sure we are all familiar with our parts. We shall greet her with the most stirring rendition of our National Anthem when she finally leaves the Land of the Long White Cloud and arrives in a land that's girt by sea.

          Choir: Please note: The lyrics are

          "Australian girls are all called Joyce ....

          I hope like hell Reggie will be around to take the basso profundo           part ...

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            #410
            Underoos and Friends - March

            Tawny - what are you wearing?? Is this a hat and gloves moment - squealing with delight if so!!!!
            It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
            Mother Theresa

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              #411
              Underoos and Friends - March

              Wow Froggy that got my blood coursing.
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                #412
                Underoos and Friends - March

                "Our land abounds in nature strips"
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #413
                  Underoos and Friends - March

                  Arvo Undies...

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                    #414
                    Underoos and Friends - March

                    Holy snappin' plop-plops ... this is turning into a shower of shit before it's even started.

                    Just had a telegram from the fluegelhorn player telling me he's out unless he gets a solo. FFS.

                    Bird has graciously agreed to take the kettle drums and ancillary percussion parts. Excellent.

                    The ukelele players are squabbling like a bunch of jockeys about who's taking the high notes.

                    The sopranos are all singing too high. They're horribly sharp and screeching and tottering on their little high heels. The altos are smoking joints and doing the Times cryptic.

                    The hired lead guitarist has an issue with fret-buzz ...

                    MrG - can you please take some time to attend to this potential disaster?

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                      #415
                      Underoos and Friends - March

                      Go easy on me. I'm still in a weakened state. This is my second night w/o a mat session. Speaking of yantra mats, where the heck is blondie. I hope hers didn't come barbed. BLONDIE????
                      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                        #416
                        Underoos and Friends - March

                        tawnyfrog;1474378 wrote: Holy snappin' plop-plops ... this is turning into a shower of shit before it's even started.

                        Just had a telegram from the fluegelhorn player telling me he's out unless he gets a solo. FFS.

                        Bird has graciously agreed to take the kettle drums and ancillary percussion parts. Excellent.

                        The ukelele players are squabbling like a bunch of jockeys about who's taking the high notes.

                        The sopranos are all singing too high. They're horribly sharp and screeching and tottering on their little high heels. The altos are smoking joints and doing the Times cryptic.

                        The hired lead guitarist has an issue with fret-buzz ...

                        MrG - can you please take some time to attend to this potential disaster?
                        What the hell. Are you drinkin' the vanilla extract again???
                        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                          #417
                          Underoos and Friends - March

                          Oh Tawny - can I play the triangle, please, please can I, PLUUUU EEEEEAAAASSEE!!

                          Oh, The Sopranos......I'm def getting my nails done. I hope Tony will notice me.......I wonder if Carm will notice me noticing her......
                          It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                          Mother Theresa

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                            #418
                            Underoos and Friends - March

                            myhappyplace;1474377 wrote: Arvo Undies...
                            Hey there Saucy :h
                            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                              #419
                              Underoos and Friends - March

                              OH!!!

                              This is real excitement - The Sopranos!!!!!!
                              It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                              Mother Theresa

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                                #420
                                Underoos and Friends - March

                                Hiya Haps me little lovely!!!
                                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                                Mother Theresa

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