Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

tiptronic_ct;1478994 wrote: Oi vey! I'll settle for it in any case.
Fine by me, but could you sub me the airfare. First class of course. It's a very special ginger sponge.

Zenstyle;1478996 wrote: :H:H:H

Do I smell burning martyr?!

Moi......................nooooooooooo.

Think some my t-towels come from when my Granny worked in a hotel nigh on 40 years ago.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

tiptronic_ct;1478987 wrote: We watched My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet last night, Zennie. It was like watching those series about misbehaving kids - makes you feel grateful for what you have . It's all relative, you see? :H.

I saw an episode of that! They portray the cats in a very bad light! My ones are more like dogs than cats, they're not bitchy like the ones on that show.

Quiet around here today...

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

JackieClaire;1478998 wrote:
Think some my t-towels come from when my Granny worked in a hotel nigh on 40 years ago.

Well, I cleared my old ones out the other day when I bought for myself while buying for you. Some of those things were ANCIENT. Holes the size of small craters...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

Zenstyle;1478997 wrote: That's what Cheryl said, funnily enough. It's his birthday on the 20th... he'll be one in human years which is, I think, 7 in cat years. Another year of this shit then I get the emo teenager!

I think I'm going to get a kitten. Been toying with the idea for the last few weeks. I'll toy with it a bit more...

Hewwo Tipps!!!

OMG not only will you have a cat that's acting out. You'll have a jealous emo cat acting out.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

JackieClaire;1479003 wrote: OMG not only will you have a cat that's acting out. You'll have a jealous emo cat acting out.

I'll send the fecker to rehab! That'll sort him out! :H:H:H See where his *acting out* will get him then! lol...

I've never seen so much acting out as I saw in rehab with the young uns. I'm going to get serious for a mo... I am SO thankful I grew up in an age where smoking pot was considered risque. There was one poor soul who was in the pen for pot and she was looked it with ridicule... it's even worse than being an alkie! If ya ain't shooting up, ya haven't cut the mustard yet. It's really very sad indeed and I feel very bad for the teenagers and early twenties people today. You're lucky with your pair Jacks... there is so much shit and horror out there... :l

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

I'm a kit hen god, I tell ya. Three overripe bananas have been turned ubto a dozen bran muffins with coconut, granola, dates and honey.

When last was Coco spotted, by the way?

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

Jaysus Tipps... I'm going to start calling you Martha Stewart. Oh no, hang on... she really WAS in the pen! :H I'll pick another... Emeril... Bam! Kick it up a notch! Do you know his line of pots and pans got recalled because they were for gas stove tops? They had rounded bottoms and people like yer wan that spilt her MacDonalds coffee on herself were having serious issues with them as they weren't stable on glass cook tops... It's an easy enough mistake to make I suppose. I had a wee chuckle imagining all those people bitching and griping about the wobbly pans though...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

God I know. Yep they can both have a bellyful of booze................now and again.
In fact the son and heir has just bought a limited edition 5L bottle of Rioja and asked him if he was saving it for a special occasion. He told me he just bought it to look at.................Say What ????

Neither of them smoke, I know Jenz has tried some funny fanny cakes in Amsterdam but I know they've never touched any thing else. That's not me being naive I asked them outright.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

I have no idea about Coco... I've been bad on keeping tabs recently. Has anyone heard from Mario?

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

JackieClaire;1479011 wrote: God I know. Yep they can both have a bellyful of booze................now and again.
In fact the son and heir has just bought a limited edition 5L bottle of Rioja and asked him if he was saving it for a special occasion. He told me he just bought it to look at.................Say What ????

Neither of them smoke, I know Jenz has tried some funny fanny cakes in Amsterdam but I know they've never touched any thing else. That's not me being naive I asked them outright.

Amsterdam. I bought a piece of brown plasticine there once. It was supposed to be hash. Feckers!

I can't stand Spanish wine so I don't blame him! lol I bought a very expensive hand blown bottle of grappa years ago, limited edition yadda yadda, and got into it one night when I was trolleyed. Oh.my.gord... that shit was disgusting... :yuk:

Yeah, they are good kids. Where did your son go after the landlady from hell episode? That was a nice room and all...

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

As an aside... I do not touch drugs AT ALL anymore! I just realized I sounded like a bit of a party animal there! :H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

Zenstyle;1479016 wrote: Amsterdam. I bought a piece of brown plasticine there once. It was supposed to be hash. Feckers!

I can't stand Spanish wine so I don't blame him! lol I bought a very expensive hand blown bottle of grappa years ago, limited edition yadda yadda, and got into it one night when I was trolleyed. Oh.my.gord... that shit was disgusting... :yuk:

Yeah, they are good kids. Where did your son go after the landlady from hell episode? That was a nice room and all...

Crikey that's nearly 18 months ago. He move into a house share with his manager. he was a bit down yesterday as they asked him to apply for a senior assistant manager job and then didn't even get an interview.

I tried pot a couple of times but tbh I got a bigger buzz from 2 glasses of sweet sherry. It's all me and my pal had at the time.

I'm on tracking Marioooooooooooo down.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

JackieClaire;1479023 wrote: Crikey that's nearly 18 months ago. He move into a house share with his manager. he was a bit down yesterday as they asked him to apply for a senior assistant manager job and then didn't even get an interview.

I tried pot a couple of times but tbh I got a bigger buzz from 2 glasses of sweet sherry. It's all me and my pal had at the time.

I'm on tracking Marioooooooooooo down.

I know, right... 18 frikken months and it seems like two.

That's a bit of a bummer about the job but maybe it's cos it's the weekend. He might hear something about it tomorrow or Tuesday...

[spuddleduck]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

:hallo::wavin::yougo: hellp army peeps. Ive not been here for ages and ages so im popping in to say hellloooooo. Ive got a new computer which lives in the kitchen ... close to the fridge, one of my favorite places, and a fancy new smartphone that i cant work yet so i have all the modern technology and gadgets to keep one eye on the ball

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Friday 17th March 2013

He got an e-mail yesterday. Must mean they have bigger and better things for him. They'd better cos they don't know his Mammy.

Oh he's home all week as he's at the local store for a week.